"Why be difficult when you can be impossible?"

TV's Fink has been a board member for a year now and is at 5000+ posts. Just think, that is six whole months of entertaining posts. He is a master thread derailer and talks like my 12 year old cousin, but Off Topic has never been more entertaining. Even if it is now icanhasofftopic. Or to quote Warbler, "*sigh*".

In honor of the Fink, here is your chance to let him have it in the style of those Celebrity Roasts that the infomercials are always selling. Feel free to open fire!

Happy Birthday, Fink! Here's to another year of being needlessly on probation, distracted by stick figures and laughing at cats. But only one more year. After that, I'm gonna beat the stuffing out of you! Maybe.