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Chopping limp celery is like slicing a headless, gutless, odorless pale green fish.

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please tell me he's not actually going re-edit Star Wars again?

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Warbler said:

please tell me he's not actually going re-edit Star Wars again?

 It does look like the sound is at least.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck&feature=related

Lol Cats + Heavy Metal

Dedicated to Frink

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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dear creepy ass white cat: I don't mind you going over to our front yard and hiding in the bushes... but standing right in the center of the walkway at 3 AM and staring at me up on the patio is just weird

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Okay guys, as I already posted in the "last movie seen" thread, a question.

Note: I know, this is gonna sound random, but also foolish, childish, or whatever, but this is intended to be half-serious, meaning that I will appreciate some serious replies, but I also encourage you (I'm looking at you, Frink... Mhh-hey-hey mmh glavin :) ) to be silly, I won't get offended.

okay, here goes.

What does it mean when a girl gets you drunk?

Let me elaborate on this:

She's a girl that I kinda dig, a little older than me, and we were out with some other friends, at a little restaurant. They were just drinking, I was the only one to eat something.

After a while my meal got really... well it got me thirsty, and I had already finished my beer, so I casually told her (we were sitting next to each other) "Too bad I hadn't ordered water, also, cause this is making me thirsty", and she said : "I've got some wine in the car. If you want some I'll go get it." (mind you we were outdoors )

So I say yes, thanks, I'll have some. Well, long story short, even after leaving the place and while continuing the evening, we both drank and drank from that bottle, and she kept on filling my paper cup, until she was kinda intoxicated, and I was absolutely piss-ass drunk. Really, this was probably the first time in my life I had so much alchohol that I could not keep my balance, and the next morning I had a hungover, also first one.

And I was thinking (and I'm sure I even asked her) why? I know she is a fun-loving person, but could there have been some (other) purpouse? There's a little spot in my mind that says she could be interested in me...

Has this happened to any of you? What are your thoughts?

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To cut a very long story short, got drunk, ended up with a girl, she was drunk. Had 3 kids over 13 years. Split up, craved other girls, drunk girl got jealous, got married to drunk girl, got divorced, got messed up with being devorced, so here i am today, craving again, with no self esteem......be warned!

My ex has just been flooded out of our old house in the recent flash floods, so shes homeless, to extent. Part of me says its not my problem anymore, besides my concerns for my kids welfare, but ive fooled myself into thinking i dont care about her since we got devorced 3 years ago.

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In answer to your question, i'd hit on it :-)

If your young free and single that is.

(why did i get so many more offers when i was married???)

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thanks Darth :) and yes, young (22) and definately free and single

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How olds the chick?

I recommend if things are gonna happen dont do it over the influnce of booze though. I recommend asking her to go and see Inception with ya

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she's 26 IIRC. and she's not only single, but also currently with a job (would be sweet as I am a poor, poor student lol )

Now I'm considering going to see a movie with her. Good idea. Even better, we might see together Braveheart, since she loves it, and she told me to see it as I have never seen it.

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Sex on legs dude. Book a room aswell.

She may teach you a few tricks as a bonus...

If you watch Braveheart together DO NOT read the Mel Gibson is nuts thread as it may effect the outcome of your experience at that momento

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No need for a room, a car is all I need lol

Already read the Gibson thread... honestly, if he is a good actor, I won't care.

Also regarding the historical inaccuracies... Amadeus was also completely inaccurate, but I remember it as a fun movie, so I won't have any prejudice about it, I'll just enjoy the movie, which from what I've read sounds pretty epic.

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Leonardo said:

Okay guys, as I already posted in the "last movie seen" thread, a question.

Note: I know, this is gonna sound random, but also foolish, childish, or whatever, but this is intended to be half-serious, meaning that I will appreciate some serious replies, but I also encourage you (I'm looking at you, Frink... Mhh-hey-hey mmh glavin :) ) to be silly, I won't get offended.

okay, here goes.

What does it mean when a girl gets you drunk?

Let me elaborate on this:

She's a girl that I kinda dig, a little older than me, and we were out with some other friends, at a little restaurant. They were just drinking, I was the only one to eat something.

After a while my meal got really... well it got me thirsty, and I had already finished my beer, so I casually told her (we were sitting next to each other) "Too bad I hadn't ordered water, also, cause this is making me thirsty", and she said : "I've got some wine in the car. If you want some I'll go get it." (mind you we were outdoors )

So I say yes, thanks, I'll have some. Well, long story short, even after leaving the place and while continuing the evening, we both drank and drank from that bottle, and she kept on filling my paper cup, until she was kinda intoxicated, and I was absolutely piss-ass drunk. Really, this was probably the first time in my life I had so much alchohol that I could not keep my balance, and the next morning I had a hungover, also first one.

And I was thinking (and I'm sure I even asked her) why? I know she is a fun-loving person, but could there have been some (other) purpouse? There's a little spot in my mind that says she could be interested in me...

Has this happened to any of you? What are your thoughts?

 My advice:  Be mindful, young apprentice.

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Sluggo said:

Or maybe she is just an alcoholic.

I wouldn't mind that... lol 

But seriously, the thing that hit me was that she was continously filling up my cup, as soon as I emptied it (which I did in a jiffy), and that she did it with a smile.... with a smile... almost like... I don't know... it kinda makes me think of a Bond villain, just without the evil... "yesss, drink it, drink more, moooore... mwhahahahaahah!!!!"

 My advice:  Be mindful, young apprentice.

thanks, Sluggo, I'll try, but I also WANT to make mistakes, as  it's about damn time that I did SOMETHING!

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Leonardo said:

Note: I know, this is gonna sound random, but also foolish, childish, or whatever, but this is intended to be half-serious, meaning that I will appreciate some serious replies, but I also encourage you (I'm looking at you, Frink... Mhh-hey-hey mmh glavin :) ) to be silly, I won't get offended.

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