C3PX is right, Warbler. You're only going to get out of your single-man duldrums if you pull yourself out... no one else is going to do it. Take your fate into your own hands, go and rob a bank if you have to (maybe that could be your date... it doesn't cost anything as far as I can tell) get some cash and start asking. The worst they can do is say no. And laugh at you. Or maybe stab you... But they'll probably say yes.
Get started today!
As long as you see Inception. ;)