Warbler said:

I don't know a girl to ask.

I don't have money.

Even if those things weren't true, I'd be afraid to. I'd fear they'd laugh at me or slap me.

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Get off your ass and do it anyway man! You've got to know some girls out there that you wouldn't mind taking out, even if it is more just in the context of friends.

Why so afraid of this stuff? Most girls are too nice to laugh at a guy or slap him when he asks her out, and they usually feel bad saying no to a guy and try to do so in the nicest way possible.

If you want to swim, you have to get your feet wet first. Worst case scenario is she laughs at you (or slaps you) and you realize she is kind of a jerk (or really a violent person), and you wouldn't want to go out with someone like that anyway.

So come on, go ask that girl at church or that girl at the coffee shop or where ever she is (there has to be some girl somewhere) out to Inception. If she is smart, she isn't going to turn down a free ticket to a movie. ;)