Aritfial Christmas tree requires separate purchase of stand, ordimants, lights, and branches
Few seek castration
Iragi head seeks arms
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
State parks doing just fine with fewer life guards (another headline next to it says) Man drowns in state park.
Quaralling disrupts violence confress
Todays luck winner - I am sharing the money with my grandma since the envelope was addressed to her
By the way can someone tell me how to post pics. Many headlines require the picture to be funny.