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The only good thing about Monday night. I love those great headlines that somehow got into the newspaper. Jay can't take all credit since that would go to all of the editers around the world who screwed up. Heres some. Yes they are real.

Juvenile Court to try shooting defendent
Something went wrong in jet crash experts say
The Sun is the leading cause of sunburns
Mimes arrested for using abusive language
German Shepard refuses to tesify in arson trial
Tips on avoiding allagator attack - don't swim in water inhabited by large allagators
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lol, they are really priceless!!

got some more?
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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Heres an actual senate bill - Protects lawers from being lyable for there actions made under the influence of drugs or alchohal.

Aritfial Christmas tree requires separate purchase of stand, ordimants, lights, and branches
Few seek castration
Iragi head seeks arms
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
State parks doing just fine with fewer life guards (another headline next to it says) Man drowns in state park.
Quaralling disrupts violence confress
Todays luck winner - I am sharing the money with my grandma since the envelope was addressed to her


By the way can someone tell me how to post pics. Many headlines require the picture to be funny.
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Just click the frame above when you type a message,then link said image in.
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How do you link that image in. It says to type something in. How the hell do you type in a picture.
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Ny favorite one was one regarding the broadcast of "Wizard of Oz", in a local TV channel, and it was something like this:

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Just use a remote hosting site then enter the picture url.
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Originally posted by: jimbo http://www.headlines.2ya.com/

Ok here goes


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Well since its a website i kind of fixed it.
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LMFAO!!!!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Absanty votes can be made in person
Women calls police to report mosquitos on her property. There was nothing the police could do
The rocks were formed a billion years ago central standard time
Murderer commits murder
Suspious looking seagulls sit under tree
Faith may be in decline but the need to touch women for Christ remains as strong as ever
Doctors use groin to fix brain
Scientists to kill ducks to find out why they are dying
Wanted monkey or other primate to do my homework
New king size mattress never been dusted
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ROFL!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)