The only good thing about Monday night. I love those great headlines that somehow got into the newspaper. Jay can't take all credit since that would go to all of the editers around the world who screwed up. Heres some. Yes they are real.

Juvenile Court to try shooting defendent
Something went wrong in jet crash experts say
The Sun is the leading cause of sunburns
Mimes arrested for using abusive language
German Shepard refuses to tesify in arson trial
Tips on avoiding allagator attack - don't swim in water inhabited by large allagators