Okay, so honestly! What are with pets and underwear? I just don't get it (okay, so I do get it, I'd just rather not).

And moving on... what is with places like Victoria Secrets making skin tone underwear? I am not sure if they were ever at one point considered sexy, but in this day and age they just scream out "grandma" (went to a mall for the first time in what must have been over a year... and I was reminded why I stay away from places like that (the reason for which actually has nothing to do with the granny intimates), and as a direct consequence of being in a mall, I happened to pass a VS, which, in part, spawned this train of thought).