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Someone stole my American flag off the front of my house!  I was in the garage yesterday, with the door open, at about 1PM and I heard the flag rustling and I looked out the door and I could see it.  I got in the car 5 minutes later to go somewhere, and as I pulled out of the driveway, I noticed it was gone- flag pole and all.  I immediately jumped out to see if it hadn't just blown over (it wasn't that windy, but still I checked).  The pole is pretty heavy, so had it pulled out of its mount, I'm sure it would have been within 10 feet of the house.

Nope.  It's gone.

Someone in Thornton, Colorado is unpleased with my patriotism, I guess.  Or maybe they were just allowing it for a week after the 4th of July and my time was just up.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

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It's like a Christmas Tree after Christmas, who leaves them up year round? It's not Flag Day for goodness sake, xhonzi!

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Was it a plastic flag or did you get it in a forest?

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xhonzi said:

Someone in Thornton, Colorado is unpleased with my patriotism, I guess.

Probably a bastard from Westminster.

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doubleofive said:

It's like a Christmas Tree after Christmas, who leaves them up year round? It's not Flag Day for goodness sake, xhonzi!

I hope you are just making a joke here.

Sorry that someone stole your flag, Xhonzi.  

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Warbler said:

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to me

happy birthday dear me,

happy birthday to me!

Your birthday is on the 10th?  Awesome!  Mine was yesterday.

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Warbler said:



doubleofive said:

It's like a Christmas Tree after Christmas, who leaves them up year round? It's not Flag Day for goodness sake, xhonzi!


I hope you are just making a joke here.

Sorry that someone stole your flag, Xhonzi.  
Yes a joke, Warbler. On further jokings:

Someone usually steals my Columbus Day Compass and Sextant that I set on my front porch. But it always seems to come back marked "insufficient postage", I have no idea what that means.

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It was a new flag too.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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STARCRAFT IS JUST an ALIENS vs PREDATOR RTS!!!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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man, I have to stop drinking.   I got drunk last night.  This morning, I wake up and can't find my glasses.   Right now I'm wearing an older pair.  

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Warbler said:

man, I have to stop drinking so much.

Fixed.

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good news: I have found my glasses.  

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somehow they fell and got caught between the stereo and left speaker in my room.  

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not so random.  A lot of times I set them on the top of the stereo or speaker just before going to bed.   This time I guess I missed the mark.    I'm just glad I can see again.   You have no idea how difficult it is to try to look for something without being able to properly see. 

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I do know that pain, actually.  Squinting works best, but it's hard to do for more than a minute or so.

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Okay, so honestly! What are with pets and underwear? I just don't get it (okay, so I do get it, I'd just rather not).

 

And moving on... what is with places like Victoria Secrets making skin tone underwear? I am not sure if they were ever at one point considered sexy, but in this day and age they just scream out "grandma" (went to a mall for the first time in what must have been over a year... and I was reminded why I stay away from places like that (the reason for which actually has nothing to do with the granny intimates), and as a direct consequence of being in a mall, I happened to pass a VS, which, in part, spawned this train of thought).

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I could loose my job today. In a temper i smashed a computer screen, and ive been suspended as result. Ive got to go in and give my account of the events. But its not looking good for me. Also i have to go on a speed awareness course save having points on my driving licence today.

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Whoa! And I thought I was having a bad day on account of flesh colored brassieres!

That sucks. :(  Hopefully you'll find some way to keep your job.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape