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Hmm...

PANTIES!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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WHAT... is the codename for Windows XP?

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Whistler.  EVERYBODY knows that!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Hmm.  That was rather anti-climactic.  Maybe I shouldn't have cheated.  Oh, well.  On the other side of the bridge now.  No looking back.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Send a postcard or something.

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STOP!

Who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three. Ere the other side he see.

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Sluggo, of the old Ernie Bushmiller comic series Nancy and Sluggo.

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To cross this bridge here by answering a series of questions and then walking across.  And doing some other things once I get to the other side.

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WHAT ... is the role of President Nixon in the Holy Grail movie?

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HE... declared that no animals were harmed in making the movie.

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Correct. You may cross.

Do I see somebody else approaching?

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Hey Fink, have some cupcakes.

I'm off to smooch with some hot women.

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*from the depths*

Yeah, I lied.  It sucks down here.  It's cold, dark, wet, and smells funny.

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http://notlikeparis.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/peter-venkman1.jpg

To find my client - the nice lady, who paid me in advance, before she became a dog.

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WHAT... is the difference between a ghoul and an ectoplasm?

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Peter Venkman was cast into the gorge of eternal peril

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Wait!  I want to cross again!  DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE FUZZ!!!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em