Someone stole my American flag off the front of my house! I was in the garage yesterday, with the door open, at about 1PM and I heard the flag rustling and I looked out the door and I could see it. I got in the car 5 minutes later to go somewhere, and as I pulled out of the driveway, I noticed it was gone- flag pole and all. I immediately jumped out to see if it hadn't just blown over (it wasn't that windy, but still I checked). The pole is pretty heavy, so had it pulled out of its mount, I'm sure it would have been within 10 feet of the house.

Nope. It's gone.

Someone in Thornton, Colorado is unpleased with my patriotism, I guess. Or maybe they were just allowing it for a week after the 4th of July and my time was just up.