(The bridge keeper is cast into the gorge of eternal peril)

(a new guy comes in from behind a tree, and he's identical to the former bridge keeper)

Ok, so, my late colleague knew that there were multiple answers, but he thought bkev would choose the most popularly accepted one, George G. Geef. But you smart alecks had to make him realize that it was the stupidest question ever and he committed suicide. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

NOW...

I'm off to take a nap. The bridge is toll free for the next few hours.

(he wanders off to an unseen hut, mumbling to himself)