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5-Jul-2010, 7:12 PM

Luke follows Ben into the Cantina but instead of a teeming dive it's empty and silent and clad in gold.

Luke looks behind him and the droids are gone.

Behind the bar is Dr Eldon Tyrell.

TyrellWhat will you be drinking, sir?

Luke : Hair of the wamp-rat that bit me, I guess, A little slow tonight, isn't it? [laughs]

Tyrell: Yes, it is, Mr. Skywalker. What'll it be?

 Luke: I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were gonna be there for two more seasons. So here's what: you slip me a bottle of Jawa Juice, a little glass, and some ice. You can do that, can't you? You're not too busy, are you?

 Tyrell: No, sir, I'm not busy at all.

 Luke: Good man! You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em back. One by one. Crop duster's burden, crop duster's burden[Luke opens his wallet and finds that it's empty] Say, it seems I'm temporarily light. How's my credit in this joint, anyway?

 Tyrell: Your credit's fine, Mr Skywalker.

 Luke: That's swell. I like you. I always liked you. You were always the best of 'em. Best Force-damn bartender from Anchorhead to Mos Espa, Alderaan – or Coruscant, for that matter.

Tyrell: Thank you for saying so.

Luke: Here's to five miserable months of blue milk and all the irreparable harm that it's caused me.

Tyrell: How are things going, Mr. Skywalker?

Luke: Things could be better. Things could be a whole lot better.

Tyrell: I hope it's nothing serious.

Luke: No. Nothing serious. Just a little problem an old man, two droids and no questions asked. Where are those droids by the way?

Tyrell: Droids. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em, the management doesn't serve their kind in here [whispers] more human than human.

Luke: Words of wisdom. Words of wisdom.

Luke turns around and sees Zam Wessel covered in blood standing motionless in the empty bar clutching her wrist.

Zam : A Senator from Naboo, It was just a job.

Luke : What are you talking about? Tell us? TELL US NOW!

Suddenly the scene changes to a busy Cantina and Luke is on the floor looking at a hairy bloody arm, which turns into a smoking flipper and then a smoking pale hand.

Ben : Chewbecca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us.