Wilfredo Arandela recomienda...

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Puertorriqueña famosa.

 Ésta es una bomba a estrenar de la arandela de la original-calidad que cabe mucho Maytag, Maytag Performa, cocinero mágico, Amana y otras arandelas finas hechos por el Maytag Corporation. Es una bomba cuadripola, cabe la mayoría de las arandelas que tengan dos correas. Hecho por las piezas de recambio exactas, lleva una garantía anual.

Costó dieciséis dólares meros. ¡Un qué negocio!

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I'm looking forward to the translation so I know what has been recommended here.  It looks like some kind of washing machine part.

It seems to be an understandable obsession.

Is there a protocol droid in the house?

Hello I am W85H at your service wash.

I'm not sure what Master Arandela is saying, he speaks a very strange dialect but it is something to the effect of :

"Hello I am the Wilfredo Arandela Star of cinema of adult of famous Puerto Rican. This one is a pump to release of the washer of the original-quality that fits much Maytag, Maytag Performa, magical cook, Fixes and other fine washers made by the Maytag Corporation. It is a cuadripola pump, fits the majority of the washers that have two strap. Fact by the exact spare parts, takes an annual guarantee. It cost sixteen dollars mere. What a business!

BANG!"

I hope this has been helpful.

Hola Wilfredo aquí otra vez y me tiene consiguió un convite para usted.

Cuando quiero sacar a un special alguien de una fecha, tengo gusto algo caliente y de picante arrastrado con una cerveza dorada helada.

Recomiendo tan el Nutrimento De La Especia el mejor takeaway indio en la isla. No puedo recomienda este takeaway altamente bastante. Llovía tanto el la noche de miércoles que decidíamos a la delantera vamos un restaurante y optamos por un indio en lugar de otro y sobrepasó expectativas. No sólo puede usted conseguir el arroz glycemic bajo del índice pero el pecho de pollo es Grado-UNo Halal.

AROMA INTENSO!

Como ellos don' los colores artificiales del uso de t en vez de mi pollo Tikka que llegaba un color anaranjado espeluznante miraba realmente el color que usted esperaría que pecho de pollo a y él estuviera cubierto con las cargas de especias frescas. Todo del Balti al Paratha era calidad y mejor excelentes de todos él didn' t costó una fortuna.

La única desventaja era que dijeron que tendríamos que esperar una hora entrega y pues teníamos realmente hambre que parecían como un rato largo pero llegó realmente adentro apenas durante media hora. Pienso que nuestras sonrisas la dijeron toda cuando we' ¡d despejó nuestras placas! ¿Seguramente uno de los mejores takeaways indios en La Isla Del Encanto?

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W85H?

Hello Sir.

W85H, please translate Alfredo's last post.  And then get me some fettuccine alfredo.

Certainly Sir,

I have taken crash courses in over in over six million forms of communication and have a passing knowledge of seafood pasta dishes.

I believe Master Alfredo is saying,

"Hello Wilfredo and has obtained convite to me again here for you. When I want to remove to a special somebody from a date, I have somewhat hot taste and of sharp dragged with a beer frozen sea bream. I so recommend the Nutrimento Of the Spice best takeaway Indian in the island. I cannot recommends this takeaway highly enough. It as much rained the night of Wednesday that we decided to the advantage we go a restaurant and we decided on a Indian instead of another one and exceeded expectations. Not only you can obtain to the rice glycemic under the index but the chicken chest is Degree-One Halal."

He then says something about the smell and continues...

"Like them don' the artificial colors of the use of t instead of my Tikka chicken that arrived a horrifying orange color really watched the color that you would hope that chest of chicken to and he was covered with the fresh spice loads. Everything of the Balti to the Paratha was quality and better excellent of all he didn' t cost a fortune. The unique disadvantage was that they said that we would have to wait for one hour gives and because we were really hungry that seemed as awhile long but it arrived really inside hardly during half an hour. Fodder that our smiles said to everything when we' to it; d cleared our plates! Surely one of best takeaways Indian in the Island Of Encanto?

BANG!"

Once again I hope I have been of assistance.

ALGUNOS MINUTOS DE LA TRANQUILIDAD DEDICADA cada día reduce niveles de tensión y ofrece una manera de apreciar las cosas que son obscurecidas por el ruido y la conmoción. En un sentido, it' s tiene gusto de observar el espacio en un cuarto en vez de los objetos en él.

Para alguna gente, colocando en el silencio isn' t fácil. Puede ser asociado a energía en botella-para arriba y a sensaciones forzadas-abajo. " It' s fácil confundir silencio con ser silenciado, con todo el silencio sirve no cerrarnos abajo de sino abrirnos.

Mientras que el donante para arriba de la energía adictiva del ruido requiere fuerzas de voluntad--¿cuándo era la vez última su radio, televisión, iPod, y el teléfono móvil todo fue apagado al mismo tiempo? --usted don' t tiene que ser un whiz de la meditación para disfrutar de las ventajas del silencio.

¿Tan porqué no está cerrado para arriba y cure? La palabra es plata y el silencio oro; it' s también bueno para su salud.

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TV's Frink said:

W85H, please translate Alfredo's last post.  And then get me some fettuccine alfredo.

Repeat command.  And don't forget the pasta this time!

TV's Frink said:

TV's Frink said:

W85H, please translate Alfredo's last post.  And then get me some fettuccine alfredo.

Repeat command.  And don't forget the pasta this time!

How rude!

It's against my programming to impersonate a pasta delivery service, if you are too busy to collect it yourself perhaps you should have sent that charming Naboo Captain to collect it for you.

Any road up.

Master WILFREDO says something along the lines of...

"SOME MINUTES OF the DEDICATED TRANQUILLITY every day reduces tension levels and offers a way to appreciate the things that are darkened by the noise and the commotion. In a sense, it' s has taste to observe the space in a quarter instead of the objects in him.

For some people, placing in silence isn' easy t. It can be associated to energy in bottle-for and sensations above forced-down. " It' s easy to confuse silence with being silenced, silence serves yet not to close underneath but abrir us to us. 

Whereas the donor for above of the addictive energy of the noise requires will forces--when it was the last time his radius, television, iPod, and the movable telephone everything was extinguished at the same time? --you don' t must be a whiz of the meditation to enjoy the advantages of silence. So because it is not closed for above and it cures? Silence is golden; it' also good s for its health.

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Happy Now?

Bingowings said:

It's against my programming to impersonate a pasta delivery service, if you are too busy to collect it yourself perhaps you should have sent that charming Naboo Captain to collect it for you.

Leave me out of this, you golden-plated glorified washer-bot.

Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. After all, I'm only trying to do my job in the most difficult of circumstances.

Are my whites done yet?

They are washed but they seem to have turned to the pink side of the Force and are two sizes smaller.

Was this your intension?

Those arenae his smalls ye twit that's mah kinky knickers!

I've got a recommendation for the lot of you.

Get back to work!

Adult cinema does not make itself or do I have to find new ways to motivate you?

I General Zynod, ruler of Planet Zanussi recommend you lay down your Whites, your Non-colorfasts, your very Delicates before me.

If you wish to enjoy my generous protection you must kneel!

KNEEL BEFORE ZYNOD! 

No puedo expresar cómo es feliz estoy sobre la compra de un Vuvuzela.

Ha sido una de las mejores compras que he hecho nunca. Me permite convertir el aire en mis pulmones en sonido de una manera ninguna otra poder plástica del cuerno. La característica del soplo es una de las funciones más valiosas del instrumento. Me permite apenas tomar los gritos de asombro que quiero, sin tener que estallar ambos mis de mis pulmones. No sólo hace el ruido que hace más simple, pero el dinar resultante es tan ruidoso y molesto. Encontré el producto buscando el " " de Vuvuzela;. Google tenía un acoplamiento en la primera página del resultado. Recomendaré definitivamente este producto a usted. ¡Soy así que satisfecho con Vuvuzela!

BANG!

All this did is remind me that I never got my pasta :-(

Best thread ever!!

Bingowings said:

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Ric Olie said:

Bingowings said:

It's against my programming to impersonate a pasta delivery service, if you are too busy to collect it yourself perhaps you should have sent that charming Naboo Captain to collect it for you.

Leave me out of this, you golden-plated glorified washer-bot.

Ric?!  Are you back to your usual handsome devil self?

April 13, dude.

The question still stands, dude.