Feels like I'm playing Match Game all of a sudden. "Dumb Dora is so dumb..." How dumb is she?! "Dumb Dora is so dumb that she lets men make love up her blank."
*70s game show music plays*
Geez, I'm running out of euphemisms for the female genitals. So I'll just go in a completely different direction and say "face."
Oh, wait. It was anus. Where's Richard Dawson when you need him?
No, no, wait. I guess Fannie Flagg would be the appropriate joke here, wouldn't it?