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BOOOOOO!!!!!!!! How about a spoiler alert? Sorry Gaff, CP3S ain't no fun anymore. :-(
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It is an anagram of snua.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! — Page 17
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Feels like I'm playing Match Game all of a sudden. "Dumb Dora is so dumb..." How dumb is she?! "Dumb Dora is so dumb that she lets men make love up her blank."
*70s game show music plays*
Geez, I'm running out of euphemisms for the female genitals. So I'll just go in a completely different direction and say "face."
Oh, wait. It was anus. Where's Richard Dawson when you need him?
No, no, wait. I guess Fannie Flagg would be the appropriate joke here, wouldn't it?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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I would have tried "Mulva" despite the five letters, just for fun.
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Gaffer! Who knew?
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26 Jun 10, 02:49 AM
The Weeza: What's with these homies dissin' my girl? |
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25 Jun 10, 08:50 PM
Gaffer Tape: I like big butts and I can't deny... |
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25 Jun 10, 08:48 PM
The Geeza: Now, where were we??? Anyone care to join in the house of butty love?? |
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25 Jun 10, 08:47 PM
The Geeza: No one touches the Geeza'a love muscle unless first invited... |
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25 Jun 10, 08:47 PM
The Geeza: Bobbitt...You come anywhere near my love machine and see what happens darling!!?! |
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What the hell?! The Gaffer Council never authorized the creation of a clone! This can't stand! I have to protect my image!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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I love the CBOX! It's so dumb that you can post with any name you want.
Of course, in this case we all know Gaff really posted that. I don't think there's any doubt he/she likes big butts.
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Hmmph. We're never going to discover the identity of "R.M." without more participation...
anjellarrushi @ NNRRPPB! said:
Anjella looked puzzled and shocked all at once. "A plot to destroy Tantooine? Why would anybody want to do that?" she thought to herself. She tightened her arm which was all ready firmly wrapped around Erica's fit abdomen, drawing her old friend closer for comfort. Suddenly a light bulb flashed inside of the young woman's head. She new exactly who R.M. was!
"Excuse me, Mr. Olie, I think I have our villain figured out! If I am not mistaken, R.M. stands for Rand McNally, the intergalactic map makers. They have a produced maps for the vast majority of planetary systems, however, the Tantooine government refused to allow them the rights to produce maps of Tantooine. That has got to be it! What more motive to blow up a planet do you need?"
Anjella looked around uncomfortably. Everyone was looking at her funny. Even Erica had an uncertain smirk on her face.
Suddenly another light bulb flashed in her head. And she found herself blurting out once again, "Or maybe it stands for Robo-Minions Corp. They are a droid manufacturer who built androids without ethics chips. They are an underground operation. Their goal is to provide, whoever can afford their high prices, with androids that are capable of doing anything normal androids are required to be programmed to be restricted from doing. That would include mass murder! Or the destruction of an entire planet!"
Ric Olie @ NNRRPPB! said:
Ric was flabbergasted, assuming that is even a word, that another angelic warrior was paying attention to his mannish handsomeness.
"Anjella, I'm so pleased that you have thought this through so deliberately," Ric opined. "Unfortunately, either of those suggestions are possible, however unlikely, and therefore we are left no closer to our goal."
Ric paused for a moment, lost in the splendid view of his chiseled features that he had suddenly caught in the reflection of the Jawa dentist's dentiatry tools. He wrote a mental note to spend more time in front of the mirror as soon as possible, then continued with his well-reasoned speech.
"I think it best at this point if we all go our separate ways temporarily. We should search this planet high an low for clues to the identity of the mysterious R.M. Comb the dessert, as it were."
Ric suddenly had a flash of what was coming. Best to head off the nonsense immediately.
"No, not literally comb the dessert like in the historical drama 'Spaceballs,' but rather in the metaphysical sense."
Ric now realized he had used at least two words incorrectly, but as his image coach had once counseled, best to move on quickly before anyone noticed.
"LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!!!"
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| Everyone: SHUT UP!!! |
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30 Jun 10, 04:30 PM
The Vuvuzela: bbzzzzzzzbzbzbbbzzzzzzzzz\ |
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30 Jun 10, 03:52 PM
Ric Olie: In their sandwiches? |
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30 Jun 10, 08:22 AM
Erica: I know where the beef is....and where I like men to put it.  |
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30 Jun 10, 04:08 AM
Ham Salad: You bet your asteroid, kid! |
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29 Jun 10, 11:36 PM
"Where's the Beef" Lady: Where's the beef? |
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| Teddy Beckersted: Don't touch my car! |
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1 Jul 10, 05:13 AM
Erica: Of course I did. You're the only thing keeping this place sane.  |
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30 Jun 10, 11:17 PM
Chaz Solo: Anyone miss me? |
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30 Jun 10, 09:02 PM
Phillip J. Fry: Oh, I see what you did there. |
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30 Jun 10, 09:01 PM
Phillip J. Fry: *eyes narrow* |
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30 Jun 10, 08:48 PM
Erica: Not in sandwiches -- BUNS! |
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Time to play "Guess the Censored Words" again!
| Paris Hilton: Yucky gross!!! (call me) |
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7 Jul 10, 12:08 PM
The Geeza: Maybe I will...Just as long as we can play some dirty ******* sex slave, up the ***, **** ******* RP |
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6 Jul 10, 09:12 PM
Chaz Solo: The Geeza, you is just my kind of pervert! Time fo you to sign up, ye? |
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6 Jul 10, 08:22 PM
The Geeza: This crap hole still going....So, who's up for ******* my *** ****??? |
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2 Jul 10, 02:53 AM
Erica: Do you mean that old rusty Gremlin in the handicap-parking spot?.....It got towed. |
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1 Jul 10, 05:55 PM
Insane Clown Posse: Hey, has anyone seen our insane clown car? It's insanely small, and yet somehow insanely big at the same time. |
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1 Jul 10, 05:53 PM
Invisible Poster: . |
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1 Jul 10, 05:29 PM
Phil Hartman Frankenstein: FIRE BAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!! |
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Let's see. First from the bottom rhymes with, "Tucking... pat rock."
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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I can think of at least three censorable words that rhyme with "tucking" so you'll have to be more specific.
"Pat rock" is way off.
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Okay, I'll see your "pat rock" and raise you a "dig kick."
As for the former, I'll give this hint: Hoover.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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"Dig kick" is barking up the wrong tree, if you get my drift.
Gaffer Tape said:
As for the former, I'll give this hint: Hoover.
I GIVE THE HINTS HERE!!!
(Hint: the word is not censorable in of itself, but rather in context)
(Realization: I just eliminated one of the "rhymes with tucking" words)
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Exactly. The word that ties in with Hoover is certainly not censorable in itself but in context.
But I'll try the latter two again.
Rhymes with "pass mole".
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Gaffer Tape said:
Exactly. The word that ties in with Hoover is certainly not censorable in itself but in context.
Exactly. I like useless hints.
(Hint: Vuvuzela)
Gaffer Tape said:
...mole....
Is that the little critter or the tasty sauce? It changes the rhyme, you know...
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So now I'm totally confused. Did I get anything right?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Probably. Which pronunciation of "mole" are you going for, the animal or the sauce?
(of course I know exactly what you mean, I'm just making things difficult for you to keep some sense of drama - don't tell anyone reading the thread)
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Ohhh!
Critter.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner!
Two down, five to go.
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Still looking for the other five...
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Tonguing?
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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No thanks, maybe later.
HA!!!
Anyway, that's not correct.
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Meanwhile...
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10 Jul 10, 03:52 AM
Chaz Solo: Geez solomon, a place is what you make it, ye? It's a shimple thing to know, and wat have you contirbuted lately? |
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9 Jul 10, 08:45 PM
solomon: This place has really started to fall apart. Im giving it up for a much for nerdy rp, LOTR RPing, see ya. |
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7 Jul 10, 10:36 PM
Dakota Fanning: Hi The Geeza, want to play? |
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7 Jul 10, 10:15 PM
Hot Potato: Not as hot as me! Hey Geez, wanna stick me up yer tailpipe? Or are you not going to fall for the "potato in the tailpipe?" |
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7 Jul 10, 09:24 PM
Erica: That's Hot. |