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Awesome!  Just found out my roommate is worth 42 camels and four goats!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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As always, with these tests, there wasn't always a best answer, but I must have picked a good one:

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 78 camels, 5 goats and 0 sheep

What do we need to do to get some sheep?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I thought I said no camels.  Those are 78 camels.  Can't you count?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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What?  When did you say that?

Who are you and what did you do with Gaffer Tape?

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Hmm, 49 camels, and no goats or sheep. Did some playing around with it, turns out many of the qualities I'd admire lower her camel value.

 

Heh heh, miscalculated her weight into kilos... now that I have input it correctly she is worth 70 camels.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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51 camels, 3 goats and 9 sheep.

And Gaffer totally stole my line about no camels

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You got goats and sheep too?  Bastard!

TV's Frink said:

What?  When did you say that?

Who are you and what did you do with Gaffer Tape?

Ok, now I get it.  I can't believe I had to google that.  :-(

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Oh, I've seen better days.

But not with those eyes.  What happened to me?!

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Looks like she socked you one for pulling up her dress.

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Serves me right were I ever to do that.

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C'mon Slugs, nowadays girls will deck you if you don't lift up their dress.

Damn, what was I thinking, bringing any child into this world, let alone a girl.

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If I was a different guy I might be all over it.  Maybe I should think about getting married again.

 

Nah.

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we don't need no stinkin' badges!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry.  had to do it.

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Ok, there is one badge you do need.