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NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! — Page 16

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Ok, decided to get the RP back on track, at least for a bit...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric Olie had had enough of the semi-fornicating and weird mystical goings on. Though his mouth throbbed painfully, he felt well enough to speak his mind.

"Ok people," he observed, "it's time to stop the fun for a bit and get serious. Now as you all know, I called you to Naboo to join The Attractive Army, and then suddenly left for some dental work here on Tatooine. As I hoped, you have all followed me here. And so now I can reveal the true nature of our mission."

Ric waited for the anticipation to build.

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Time to get back in the game, guys!

Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB! said:

Erica and Anjella both suddenly looked at the bloody hansom Ric, and listened to his observations. Erica thought it was about f---ing time that something happened.

"It's about...gosh-darn time you finally told us what was going on!", Erica said...self-censoring along the way.

Erica really wanted to here all the sorted details of Ric's plan to take over the universe...or what ever he wanted to do.

......Erica hoped he wouldn't bring up the supposed Death Star he had stashed away somewhere, that was cloaked so only HE knows it exists.

 

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You think Chaz can tell who uses the CBOX?

21 Jun 10, 10:14 PM

Non Hater: Haters be hatin

21 Jun 10, 05:21 PM

Fat Bastard: GET IN MAH BELLAY!!

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Haters? 

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Ok, maybe HotRod isn't the Geez...

24 Jun 10, 04:31 PM
The Geeza: I love to make love...I love to make love up a womans ****!! I love to *** all over my womans face!!! Love...love...love!!!
23 Jun 10, 06:38 PM
Little Superstar: *dances*
23 Jun 10, 12:51 PM
ADMIN: True dat :-/ x
23 Jun 10, 05:57 AM
Erica: Make love...not hate!
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Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! observed:

Ric looked around anxiously. Only Erica seemed to be paying attention. Oh well.

"Well Erica," he observed, "I guess it's just you and me. I have discovered a plot..."

Ric paused for dramatic effect.

"...a plot that figures to destroy the entire galaxy."

Ric paused again, but the lack of response deflated him a bit.

"Well, haha, a plot to destroy Tatooina, at any rate. I know for a fact that someone plans to blow up the planet, and that they are building the weapon here on Tatooina as I speak. Unfortunately, I only have one other piece of information - the mastermind's initials are 'R.M.' That's all I've got."

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TV's Frink said:

Ok, maybe HotRod isn't the Geez...

24 Jun 10, 04:31 PM
The Geeza: I love to make love...I love to make love up a womans ****!! I love to *** all over my womans face!!! Love...love...love!!!
23 Jun 10, 06:38 PM
Little Superstar: *dances*
23 Jun 10, 12:51 PM
ADMIN: True dat :-/ x
23 Jun 10, 05:57 AM
Erica: Make love...not hate!

Huhf.  That was interesting.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Try to guess the censored words.  It's fun!

(oh, I guess I forgot to mention that I was the one who censored them)

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You guys are mad!

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

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Uh oh, he is onto us!

;)

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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TV's Frink said:

Try to guess the censored words.  It's fun!

(oh, I guess I forgot to mention that I was the one who censored them)

Okay.  I'll guess one rhymes with mum and the other is an anagram of that perennial favorite tunc.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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You got one right.  Try to guess which one.  It's fun!

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Michael Scott: That's what she said!!!
24 Jun 10, 09:58 PM
Twiki: bidi-bidi-bidi What's up Buck?
24 Jun 10, 09:31 PM
Anjella: what has happened to this poor place?
24 Jun 10, 08:17 PM
Lorena Bobbitt: Hi Gezza, nice to meet you! *SLICE*
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TV's Frink said:

You got one right.  Try to guess which one.  It's fun!

 Hmm, I'll retract my "tunc" and replace it with an anagram for "watt."

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Retraction is correct, replacement is incorrect.  Keep trying.  It's fun!

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Wait, so when you say my retraction is correct, does that mean that "tunc" was correct, or that my decision to retract "tunc" was correct?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Haha, that wasn't clear was it?  Your decision to retract was correct.  See, it's fun!

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Leonardo said:

it's a synonym for house cat

In four letters?

Hmm... KITT!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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oh I hadn't noticed there were four asterisks instead of five... now finky's really got me guessing!

 

EDIT : just went over there and read it. Lazy Leo, was lazy

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Hmm.  Well, if there's no answer at the front door, I guess it's time to try the back door...

I invoke the anagram for tutb!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Another LL,wL reference?  :-)

"I love to make love up a woman's KITT?"  :-) :-)

tutb? :-(

Sorry Gaff, invoke something else.