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bkev said:
Well that would probably be the thousand-mile barrier that really gets in the way of that!
Paypal would like a word with you. Could you please step into its office?
Some random bits of wisdom I have just learned.
For a 24 year old, being friends with teenagers (18 and 19 years old) is a very bad idea. Especially ones that have no cars and depend on you to drive them places. Or ones that have no semblance of education. Or ones that convince you to lend them money to bail their boyfriends out of jail and then never bother to pay you back. They are, in general, stupid and not worth wasting your time on, and your generosity and naivete will only blow up in your face when you dare to wonder if perhaps one of them is using you because it's been three months, and you've seen neither hide nor hair of your $100. Because of course the one you confided in will blab to the one who owes you money. And she'll call you out in the most melodramatic of teen angst bullshit that you realize you outgrew around the time you had your first date.
Food for thought. Not that it ever happened to me, of course. I'm way too intelligent and way too good of a judge of character to get into situations like that!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Hey, I'm a teenager... don't lump us all together!
Hey, I played the age card! It is fun! No wonder weshallpreserve always did it.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Heh, I knew you'd show up, bkev. And, of course, you're an exception.
I still probably wouldn't lend money to you, though... =P
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Well that would probably be the thousand-mile barrier that really gets in the way of that! I'm good with money, unlike some of my friends. IE, I pay you back; however, on my own? It burns a hole in my pocket.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
bkev said:
Well that would probably be the thousand-mile barrier that really gets in the way of that!
Paypal would like a word with you. Could you please step into its office?
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Everything I want to say right now is very very wrong. Big-boned jokes? I got ‘em. Tall jokes? On the tip of my tongue. It’s taking a massive amount of restraint to not say something about how the weather’s looking up there (oops). I’m estimating the bridesmaid in question has got to be AT LEAST 8 feet tall. OK, no. 11 feet. I mean, right? She must feel like this on dates.
I purchased organic beer promoted by a transvestite...and I liked it.
how the hell to you blow a 5 run lead in the 9th inning?
Top 9th: Minnesota |
- D. Young singled to shallow center |
- J. Thome hit for D. Valencia |
- D. Young to second on fielder's indifference |
- J. Thome homered to deep center, D. Young scored |
- N. Punto walked |
- B. Lidge relieved J. Contreras |
- N. Punto to second on fielder's indifference |
- J. Kubel fouled out to first |
- N. Punto to third on wild pitch |
- D. Span singled to shallow center, N. Punto scored |
- D. Span stole second |
- O. Hudson struck out looking |
- J. Mauer homered to deep center, D. Span scored |
- J. Morneau flied out to left |
5 runs, 4 hits, 0 errors |
Minnesota 9, Philadelphia 9 |
And yet it's the best solution so far!
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
In reality, tons of solutions have been proposed, but BP doesn't seem to care.
Keep calling them British Petroleum and blame it on foreigners...darn it someone beat me to that one.
^The BP Mouthpiece ain't helping.
He's helping by making it look entirely British Petroleum's fault thus taking the heat off of everyone else. That's what corporate boobs are for...keep looking at the boobs and you won't think of anything else.
Bingowings said:
...keep looking at the boobs and you won't think of anything else.
Davnes joke in 3...2...1...
:)
TV's Frink said:
Bingowings said:
...keep looking at the boobs and you won't think of anything else.
Davnes joke in 3...2...1...
Sorry, I was busy looking at Erica's body of work.
So...what's everyone talking about?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
I have a crush on that blue woman in Avatar :)
haha
You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.
Even though this isn't real, it's still a little disturbing...
...and yet sort of funny at the same time.
So thats how you spend ur time outside is it frink!!
ooh ur going straight to hell for that one, watch out down there! :p
You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.
I'm the little kid in yellow!
That's the most awesome thing ever... I think I've found heaven O_O
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.