Worst Edit Ideas — Page 9

Geonosis Arena :

"Release Roger, Roger!"

Maybe the lightsabers could constantly colorshift!

Like, Vader's could fade from red to pink and back again.  Maybe Luke's could switch between green and blue occasionally, just to keep things interesting.

Bobocop said:

Lum the Insatiable said:

Maybe the lightsabers could constantly colorshift!

 

Like, Vader's could fade from red to pink and back again.  Maybe Luke's could switch between green and blue occasionally, just to keep things interesting.

Ooh! And maybe during the duel with Vader, Obi-Wan's saber could look purplish in a few shots!

Ooh!  And while we're at it, let's give the colors some patterns, like rainbow and candy cane.

Ooh!!!

(I got nothing, but it's fun to say ooh)

I think that was already suggested, but it's still a great idea.

Anakin: You are so... beautiful. 
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love. 
Anakin: No, it's because I'm so in love with you. 
Padme: So love has blinded you? 
Anakin: Well, that's not exactly what I meant. 
Padme: But it's probably true...(sigh) jeez I'm bored witless...tell me about when you killed all those Sandpeople again and don't miss out the juicy bits this time...what did the little kids sound like when you sliced their little heads off...? Skip that I'm already hot for it. Say...if we do it now do you think I'll get twins?

Bobocop said:

Let's turn all the Clone Troopers/Stormtroopers into George Lucas clones!

There's got to be enough sound snippets of him to piece together the proper dialogue!

More simple: just add a red nose to all these clowns !

Nice to see that thread back !

Use sound samples from the first Resident Evil game to improve the dialogue of the PT.

Senator Jill Valentine and young Jedi Knight Barry Burton would be a hoot.

Update coming soon...

Jaitea said:

Your description of ROTJ as 'Star Wars: The Greatist Hits' is spot on Bingo, it would be great to break the formula that Lucas uses (although 'last movie there was one, this movie there'll be two!' falls into his film making formula also).

Adding a second Death Star would radically change the movie, but how could th rest of the movie tie together, new elements would need filmed including Ackbar & Lando's reaction. Will there be a decision for a second DS attack run, if so would this not be confusing for the viewer, Lando's DS Attack run, Luke's battle in the tower, Han & Leia's Endor adventure with the Ewoks, then _____?'s attack on the other Death Star.

Maybe thats why Lucas dropped the 2 DS scenario.

J

Sluggo said:

That's why we need FIVE death stars!!  You may doubt if it was a trap before, but when the main death star opens and other death stars start unfolding like Russian dolls, then you know it is a trap.

TV's Frink said:

Sluggo said:

That's why we need FIVE death stars!!  You may doubt if it was a trap before, but when the main death star opens and other death stars start unfolding like Russian dolls, then you know it is a trap.

I don't know if I can go on knowing I'll never see this.

doubleofive said:

 

TV's Frink said:

Sluggo said:

That's why we need FIVE death stars!!  You may doubt if it was a trap before, but when the main death star opens and other death stars start unfolding like Russian dolls, then you know it is a trap.

I don't know if I can go on knowing I'll never see this.

I'd only appreciate it if for each one, Ackbar yelled "IT'S A TRAP!"

Bingowings said:

doubleofive said:

 

TV's Frink said:

Sluggo said:

That's why we need FIVE death stars!!  You may doubt if it was a trap before, but when the main death star opens and other death stars start unfolding like Russian dolls, then you know it is a trap.

I don't know if I can go on knowing I'll never see this.

I'd only appreciate it if for each one, Ackbar yelled "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

 You would have to have the "There's too many of them!" guy punctuating each "It's a trap!"

doubleofive said:

Bingowings said:

doubleofive said:

TV's Frink said:

Sluggo said:
That's why we need FIVE death stars!!  You may doubt if it was a trap before, but when the main death star opens and other death stars start unfolding like Russian dolls, then you know it is a trap.

I don't know if I can go on knowing I'll never see this.

I'd only appreciate it if for each one, Ackbar yelled "IT'S A TRAP!"

You would have to have the "There's too many of them!" guy punctuating each "It's a trap!"

Best. Idea. Ever.

Bingowings said:

Maybe add the "Stay On Target" guy for the win.

doubleofive said:

Bingowings said:

Maybe add the "Stay On Target" guy for the win.

*head explodes*

TV's Frink said:

*asterisk**

*joke stolen from xhonzi

BarBar Jinkx said:

Don't forget Wedge

 

"Look at the size of that thing!"

cutnshut said:

maybe have an older Ric Olie or his son pop in out of hyperspace as he was making his rounds to collect space garbage and after Ackbars last "Its a trap!" he says.... "Oh look, theres 5 death stars, must be a trap for the Rebels!"

Bingowings said:

I suppose we really should, "Stay On Target" but some o these ideas would be fun for the Worst Edit thread.

TV's Frink said:

I miss Ric Olie.

*sigh*

cutnshut said:

What happened to Ric Olie anyway - his posts used to crack me up - then he got possessed by some mutant? and hasnt posted for ages...

TV's Frink said:

He's mainly been in off-topic lately.  But not as himself.

Sluggo said:

doubleofive said:

 

TV's Frink said:

Sluggo said:

That's why we need FIVE death stars!!  You may doubt if it was a trap before, but when the main death star opens and other death stars start unfolding like Russian dolls, then you know it is a trap.

I don't know if I can go on knowing I'll never see this.

I'd only appreciate it if for each one, Ackbar yelled "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

From the Sluggo script:

1,138 INT. REBEL CRUISER BRIDGE/FALCON

Alarms are screaming and lights flashing as the huge ship changes course abruptly. Other ships in the fleet shoot by outside as the armada tries to halt its forward momentum.

ACKBAR
Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding sector MV-7.

A Mon Calamari controller turns away from his screen and calls out to Ackbar, quite excited. The Admiral rushes over to the controller.

CONTROLLER
Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47.

On the screen can be seen the moon, four massive Death Stars, and the massive Imperial fleet. The fourth Death Star suddenly opens to reveal, yet another Death Star, the FIFTH of its kind.  Ackbar knows what must be done.  Ackbar moves to the comlink.

ACKBAR
It’s ah... *cough*!

Ackbar coughs and gasps for air.  Immediately one of the controllers rushes to the drinking fountain in the corner of the command center.  He quickly fills up a paper Dixie cup and rushes it over to the hacking admiral.

CONTROLLER
Sir!

Ackbar grabs the cup with his crusty hands and slowly drinks the water.  After wiping the remainder of the water off of his lips with his sleeve, he takes a long breath.

CONTROLLER
Sir, is that better.

Ackbar nods, breathing deeply. 

CONTROLLER
Sir, the fleet awaits your word.

Ackbar tightens his eyes in a determined gaze and crushes the paper cup in his hand.  He clears his throat and leans into the comlink.

ACKBAR
It's a trap!

The command center is filled with cheers and the sound of exoskeleton claw-hands 'high-fiving' each other.  The controller slaps Ackbar on the back and returns to his station.

LANDO (over comlink)
Fighters coming in.

...

TV's Frink said:

Of all the ideas in this thread, THIS is the one that must happen.

Jaitea said:

Hey what if the Death Stars weren't painted grey but...................black!,,with white dots, that would be a good disguise.

J

TV's Frink said:

That's brilliant!

Bingowings said:

The worst edit thread is missing out on this comedy gold. someone should copy this cra... material over there.

Have Anakin born mute (actually a good idea) and have him speak via a machine which sounds like James Earl Jones even when he is 10 years old.

He still says "Yipee" and "Oops!" though.

JEJ saying "yippee?"

Awesome.

^What you mean dragging us up to your level? :-D

It would be kind of funny if Jar-Jar taught Anakin all he knew about chat-up lines.

"Messa no liking the sand, it being all itchy and scratchin'" 

Yes, a Jar  Jar love scene.

Maybe with one of these guys:

After seeing the Backstroke Of The West dubbed version clips it got me thinking about doing the whole saga dubbed into Shakespearian English.

Bingowings said:

It would be kind of funny if Jar-Jar taught Anakin all he knew about chat-up lines.

"Messa no liking the sand, it being all itchy and scratchin'" 

I'm digging this idea.

"It not bein' fair!  Obiwan just all bustin' with jealousy."

Padmé Amidala: You're not all-powerful, Ani.
Anakin Skywalker: Well, I should be! Someday I will be. I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. I promise you. I will even learn to stop people from dying! It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's jealous! He's holding me back!
Padmé Amidala: What's wrong, Ani?
Anakin Skywalker: I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead. Every single one of them... and not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!
Padme Amidala: To be angry is to be human.
Anakin Skywalker: I'm a Jedi. I know I'm better than this.

Padme Amidala: I don't know..I mean...hang on a minute, rewind...what did you just say?

Anakin Skywalker: I killed all of them, including the women and chil...

Padme Amidala : Skip that bit... you hate animals, you'd slaughter animals?

Anakin Skywalker : I...err?

Padme Amidala : I'm a Vegan, I could never go out with a boy who hates animals.

Anakin Skywalker : What about all that fur you Naboo wear?

Padme Amidala : Fake fur..duh!

Anakin Skywalker : Even the fur bra and knickers?

Padme Skywalker : That's not fur that's my body hair, screw you! Now you're a dumb assed racist as well! 

Anakin Skywalker : That's a lucky escape I couldn't possibly go out with a girl with hairy boobs.