The 2,000th Topic: Oozinator

Author: Gaffer Tape
Date: 15-Jun-2010, 12:46 AM

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jun-2010 12:46 AM
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Happy 2,000th Off Topic topic! To celebrate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

A summer fun toy of questionable ethical content!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Sluggo
Time: 15-Jun-2010 2:20 AM
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Wahoo! 200 great and interesting topics! Here's looking to the next 200.

Author: ferris209
Time: 15-Jun-2010 2:34 AM (Edited)
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And here's celebrating Frink's 100,000,000th thread derailment!!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 15-Jun-2010 9:02 AM
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Thank you, thank you. I couldn't have done it without the rest of you creating topics worthy of derailment.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jun-2010 1:04 PM
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Hmm, I think ferris actually derailed this one...

What? No comments about the best children's toy ever created: The Oozinator? I mean, you vigorously pump it with your hand and then it spurts a whitish, viscous ooze at...

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ohhh, that's just wrong. That's just all kinds of wrong.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 15-Jun-2010 1:07 PM
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Sorry, a GIS of "pedobear oozinator" failed to turn up anything worthwhile.