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THE VFP Show: Episode #5GA2 (Network note: tonight's episode will resume after the live broadcast of the NBA Finals game three) — Page 4
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General Zynod says :
People of Planet Houston, I am General Zynod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your dirty towels, your soiled undergarments, your very wash loads, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zynod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous stain removal. In other words you will be allowed clean clothes.
*throws a piece of green kryptonite into the washing machine.*
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Game is over...
...show still not on?
Pffft. I'm going to bed.
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[WE NOW RETURN TO THE VFP SHOW, CUTTING CLUMSILY INTO THE MIDDLE OF A JOKE]
...and it wasn't even a baby!
But glad you're all here! bkev is here, Leo Kottke is here, and we're coming right back right after this!
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This what? bkev want attention!
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Welcome back! My next guest is a-
Excuse me, VFP.
Yes, Joe?
I think everyone's tired of watching and not laughing, so I decided to help you out.
Oh, really? (This oughta be good)
Mmm-hmmm. So me and the boys did you the favor of putting together a totally new little comedy segment for you.
I...see. So what do you call this segment?
We call it "JMac and The Accusers' Top Ten List"!
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Let me guess... Top Ten Reasons Your Neighbor is a Communist?
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oh good god!
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Warbler said:
*throws a piece of green kryptonite into the washing machine.*
General Zynod says : Why do you attempt to get me to wash harmless glowing green rocks when you know I will kill you for it?
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Ok, I'm awake again...
...and all I missed was the back half of a joke?
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Morning Frink, here catch up on the latest :
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Wow... longest talk show ever. Or... longest commercial break ever. Or something. What's going on? Was there a Host Union Strike?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Warbler said:
oh good god!
That's what she said!
*chortle*
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Since nothing else is going on here right now, I just wanted to share a wonderful YouTube comment I just read. Someone was trying to give an environmental message while condemning the over-the-top policies of certain people, and, in doing so, he criticized "Al Gore and his elk." I'm assuming he meant "ilk," but he said "elk," and I just can't get the image out of my head of "Al Gore and his elk" spreading environmental terrorism messages. I think that would be an awesome cartoons for children, a Captain Planet of today, if you will.
If anything, I just want to see someone make a picture of Al Gore and his elk.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Gaffer Tape said:
Since nothing else is going on here right now, I just wanted to share a wonderful YouTube comment I just read. Someone was trying to give an environmental message while condemning the over-the-top policies of certain people, and, in doing so, he criticized "Al Gore and his elk." I'm assuming he meant "ilk," but he said "elk," and I just can't get the image out of my head of "Al Gore and his elk" spreading environmental terrorism messages. I think that would be an awesome cartoons for children, a Captain Planet of today, if you will.
If anything, I just want to see someone make a picture of Al Gore and his elk.
Like this one?
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Awesome sauce! Now they need a theme song and some WACKY domcom hijinks!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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That's a creepy look Al has...I feel bad for the elk.
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First GIS for "Al Gore and his ilk"
First GIS for "Al Gore and his elk"
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Bingowings said:
Gaffer Tape said:
Since nothing else is going on here right now, I just wanted to share a wonderful YouTube comment I just read. Someone was trying to give an environmental message while condemning the over-the-top policies of certain people, and, in doing so, he criticized "Al Gore and his elk." I'm assuming he meant "ilk," but he said "elk," and I just can't get the image out of my head of "Al Gore and his elk" spreading environmental terrorism messages. I think that would be an awesome cartoons for children, a Captain Planet of today, if you will.
If anything, I just want to see someone make a picture of Al Gore and his elk.
Like this one?
ah ha! So that's why Al and Tipper are getting divorced! I can't blame her a bit.
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Bwaaa! Where did the Al Gore and His Elk pic go?!
Oh. Nevermind. It's there. Stupid computer...
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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I can still see him and I just emptied my cache.
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Okay.... what the hell happened to this show? VFP, where are you?! bkev, you still in the studio? What's going on? I'm so confused!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Worst...episode...ever.
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Is my DVR, like, on pause or something? Seriously.
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