And finally -
Man, can't you guys pretend to like the monologue?
Anyway, Paris Hilton will be teaming up with the cast of Jersey Shore, which spares me the usual necessity of a punch line.
We've got a hell of a show tonight! bkev is (kind of) here! Leo Kottke is basically here! And you know these guys are here - Joe McCarthy and the Accusers! Guys, let 'em have it!
