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vote_for_palpatine said:
I would...like to thank...TV's Frink.
Aw shucks, thanks, although I don't think I helped that much. Anyway, maybe the band could play a little louder next week?
Welcome back! Our musical guest tonight comes to us all the way from Twoson, Eagleland - this band came to prominence during a world-saving quest by four young children back in 1995; Fifteen years later, they're back and ready to take the music world by storm.
Ladies and gentlemen - let them know you've missed them - it's the reunion performance of the unbeatable quintet in the super cool bus - the RUNAWAY FIVE! CLICK IT AND ROCK YOUR ASS OFF!!
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Aw, The Onion? If Obama had really gone on record saying those quotes, my respect for him would have risen a thousand-fold! Gotta love a guy with a sense of humor about nuclear armageddon over sports!
Oh, whoops. A bit late on that. I'll shush and enjoy the band.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Wow! What a night! I'd like to thank Gaffer Tape and the Runaway Five for making this the best debut any forum talk show host could ever ask for. I'd like to also thank this fine audience - it's been a great atmosphere here at the RRA; I would not like to thank security, Joe McCarthy, and of course, TV's Frink.
Tune in next Tuesday night - we've got a great season lined up here at THE VFP Show and you won't want to miss it! Good night!
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Wow. That was the best three and a half hour long talk show ever!!!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
I hope Lazy Lucas, was Lazy liked it.
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vote_for_palpatine said:
I would...like to thank...TV's Frink.
Aw shucks, thanks, although I don't think I helped that much. Anyway, maybe the band could play a little louder next week?
AM I TOO EARLY?
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
This is the thread for Episode #5GA1. You're a week late, actually.
Welp, it's a good thing that was Kramer and not bkev, the more important guest!
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Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
Welp, it's a good thing that was Kramer and not bkev, the more important guest!
Ye.
ANNOUNCER: From downtown Victoria, Texas...
...and to the good folks at OT.com, IT'S! THE VFP Show!
Tonight: one of the great young prodigies in the history of OT.com - BKEV!!
And tonight's special musical guest...one of the great legends of acoustic guitar, LEO KOTTKE!
Plus: say hello to THE VFP Show's house band, Joseph McCarthy and The Accusers!
Ladies and Gentlemen - get off your seat and on your feet: IT'S THE VFP Show!
AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, vote_for_palpatine!!
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Fashionably late... after arriving too early. HEEEEEERRRE'S BKEV!
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vote_for_palpatine said:
Plus: say hello to THE VFP Show's house band, Joseph McCarthy and The Accusers!
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey hey hey hey hey! What's goin' on? You down with VFP? Yeah, you know me!
So...what's happening in the news? We're into day forty-nine of the BP oil spill; this has got, understandably, many concerned. Wildlife is being threatened, the economy is facing setbacks as a result of the spill, and citizens are expressing concern over the percieved lack of response from both BP and the US government. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs called for calm, saying, and I quote, "We've got one of the finest natural petroleum containment specialists available on the case."
So then, I guess everyone can rest easy...see, the guy just took it right out of the ground and they moved to...jeez, who wrote that one?
Umm...so, let's see. Oh, yeah! That's right! I forgot, Joe!
Joran van der Sloot got arrested! Seriously! Apparently, he murdered another some young woman in Peru. Strangled her to death.
Yep. And he's agreed to take police on a walkthrough the crime, but Joe, here's the funny part: It seems he's sort of subconciously admitting to the Natalee Holloway murder.
Well, they think that because when everyone got together for the start of the walkthrough, van der Sloot showed up in scuba gear.
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General Zynod says :
People of Planet Houston, I am General Zynod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your dirty towels, your soiled undergarments, your very wash loads, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zynod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous stain removal. In other words you will be allowed clean clothes.
*starts throwing peanuts at the band.*
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*starts playing music of his own and drowns out the band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt1vQ81jNWw&feature=related *
And finally -
Man, can't you guys pretend to like the monologue?
Anyway, Paris Hilton will be teaming up with the cast of Jersey Shore, which spares me the usual necessity of a punch line.
We've got a hell of a show tonight! bkev is (kind of) here! Leo Kottke is basically here! And you know these guys are here - Joe McCarthy and the Accusers! Guys, let 'em have it!
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Warbler said:
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt1vQ81jNWw&feature=related *
I hate to admit it, Joe, but I'm a bit of a perfectionist. I get irritated with people and their little quirks sometimes. Even friends. Here's a good example of what I'm talking about - and it involves parmesan cheese.
So I go along with a friend to pick up his pizza the other day and the counter guy asks him, "Do you want some parmesan cheese for that?" For some reason, he says "No". He declined, I kid you not. Let's recap, shall we? He's got a extra large, pan-crust, four-cheese with no toppings, cheese-infused crust pizza; a pizza is chock full of cheese - he's probably going to get four or five days worth of dairy servings out of one slice. And yet he turns down the parmesan. WHY? WHAT'S THE POINT? WAS THERE ONE SINGLE BENEFIT TO TURNING DOWN THE PARMESAN CHEESE?! DID HE STRETCH OUT HIS LIFESPAN EVEN A LITTLE BY DOING THIS??
Kind of reminds me of those salad bars that have shredded cheese, bacon chunks, and pepperoni slices. I mean, if you're getting that stuff on your salad, you might as well toss out the lettuce and tomato and use biscuit gravy in place of dressing.
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Meanwhile...
The Bleach Boys sing :
Let's go washin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on a spin cycle with me
(Come on a spin cycle with...)
Early in the morning we'll be startin' out
Some colorfasts will be comin'' along
We're loadin'' up my top loader
with the bleach inside
and heading out singing our song
Come on (Tide route) baby wait and see (washin' spin cycle)
Yes I'm gonna (Klin route) take you washin' (washin' spin cycle) with me
Come along (Dash route) baby wait and see (washin' spin cycle)
Yes I'm gonna (Shine route) take you washin' (washin' spin cycle) with me
Let's go washin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on a spin cycle with me
(Come on a spin cycle with...)
At Huntington and Malibu
They're removing their collar stains
At Rincon they're cold rinsing their cuffs
We're going on a spin cycle for our pains
So if you're coming bring your dirtiest stuff
Come on (Surf route) baby wait and see (washin' spin cycle)
Yes I'm gonna (Omo route) take you washin' (washin' spin cycle) with me
Come along (Daz route) baby wait and see (washin' spin cycle)
Yes I'm gonna (Bold route) take you washin' (washin' spin cycle) with me
Let's go washin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on a spin cycle with me
(Come on a spin cycle with...)
They’re laundering in Laguna in Cerro Azul
They’re degreasing their delicates too
I tell you washin’s mighty wild
It’s getting bigger every day
From Hawaii to the shores of Peru
Come on (Fairy route) baby wait and see (washin' spin cycle)
Yes I'm gonna (Skip route) take you washin' (washin' spin cycle) with me
Come along (Bonux route) baby wait and see (washin' spin cycle)
Yes I'm gonna (Aerial route) take you washin' (washin' spin cycle) with me
Let's go washin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on a spin cycle with me
(Come on a spin cycle with...)
With me
(washin' spin cycle)
Yeah me
(washin' spin cycle)
With me
(washin' spin cycle)
Yeah me
(washin' spin cycle)
With me
Nobody defiles the cover of Pet Sounds. Not even for the sake of a
.
RAGE!
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No that's Wet Sounds a totally different album.