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June 8, 2010 - Booking for Guest Spot on THE VFP Show! — Page 2

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I thought "I've set my DVR" was just an expression, like "Of course I'll stick around and help you raise our child".

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Alright.  Special guest needs to run to the post office and mail his gas bill.  THE EXCITEMENT NEVER ENDS!!!  After that, I shall be free for whatever shenanigans you wish to throw at me.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

I thought "I've set my DVR" was just an expression, like "Of course I'll stick around and help you raise our child".

Wow, this new show is going to be really interesting.  Speaking of which...

Gaffer Tape said:

Alright.  Special guest needs to run to the post office and mail his gas bill.  THE EXCITEMENT NEVER ENDS!!!

This had better be a deleted scene on the TVFPS Season 1 DVD or I will raise hell on the TVFPS.com forum.

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Special Guest has spoken. Look for this thing to kick off in about two hours.

That's two hours from now in the Central Time Zone - be sure to adjust for local time.

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Alright.  Bills are paid.  New license plate is acquired.  Here I am!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

Special Guest has spoken. Look for this thing to kick off in about two hours.

That's two hours from now in the Central Time Zone - be sure to adjust for local time.

So if I'm in the Mountain Time Zone, that means one hour from now?

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Mountain time is one hour behind Central time, which means you already missed the entire show.

Unless the DVR caught it.

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But...but...

*sniff*

You said...

vote_for_palpatine said:

That's two hours from now in the Central Time Zone - be sure to adjust for local time.

If the show is in two hours...

*sob*

...I couldn't have missed it!

*snort*

Two hours from 4pm central is 6pm central, which is 5pm mountain, which is...two hours from now...

Oh, I see what you did there.  Anyway, I lied about the DVR.  This forum doesn't have that feature.

 

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I'm not really a big Gaffer fan anyway.  I'll probably just watch the opening monologue.

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Sorry about the confusion. Everyone's on standby to do it again. All this time travelling mess is convincing me that I should start sooner rather than later. Besides, the sooner I do this, the sooner Gaffer can get to entertaining his/her/his/? groupies.

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TV's Frink said:

I'm not really a big Gaffer fan anyway.  I'll probably just watch the opening monologue.

*sniff*  That's alright.  I underst-----*sobbbbbbb*

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Look, I was a fan of your earlier work.  But lately you've been making too much fun of my face.

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So if we PM you, you'll tell us who it is?  Got it.

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Of course you don't get it.  You're the host.  Someone else has to be the guest.

I'll PM you to find out who the guest is.

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Hey, and just so we're clear, last week, I didn't rush out to VFP and beg to be an attention whore.  He came to me.  Just thought I should make that clear.  ^_~

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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bah, this show is boring *switches channels*

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Electrolux Luthor says :

Electrolux Luthor

If the house band doesn't work out I can book these guys for you.

The Bleach Boys

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bah, this show is boring *switches channels*

...but this isn't the show...

And yes, I sought out Gaffer. He has a YouTube show and his 5 year anniversary happened on the same day as the first episode. The rest of you are boring and have to grovel for any little morsel of fame I deign to parcel out welcome to PM me to get on the show!.

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If I'm on the show, how can I crash the show?

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TV's Frink said:

If I'm on the show, how can I crash the show?

 Good point.

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