I'm confused again, did we go on a date and totally have sex but my mother (the chocolate bar) tagged along or did she stay at home and water my house plants...thus being considerate and worthy of praise?

I can't see how she could water plants if she's a oblong chocolate bar, did she grab the watering can with the sides of her wrapper?

Who's this guffaw (a pet perhaps)?

Is this my mother or Gaffer Tape's or Toby's because my mother isn't really a chocolate bar (not unless I was adopted)?

I can't remember any of this happening?

Should I fill in some sort of form if we are having total sex?