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Post #418757

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Sluggo
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Who could Uncle Owen hand a serious bare knuckle beating to?
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6-Jun-2010, 3:42 AM

Round three: Fight!

 

Daultay Dofine

Dofine attempts to disorient Owen with political rhetoric, but Owen makes the sniveling Neimoidian eat his words.  Literally.

I guess I'm your stepbrother. I had a feeling you might show up someday.


Dexter Jettster

Owen has to move fast to avoid a 4-armed full-nelson, but once Owen got Dexter reminiscing about his time smuggling spice from the moons of Iago, Owen was able to mash a salt shaker into the four-armed freaks face.

Where are you going?

 

Commander Cody

While the clone commander is busy switching sides in the war, the Lars family exhibits the tag-team move of the millennium.  Beru sneaks up behind Cody and kneels behind him, while Owen shoves him over the top.  Stuck on his back like an up-ended turtle, Owen makes short work of the manufactured fighter.

Take my speeder bike!

 

(The Owen quotations just aren't as cool as I'd hoped, but I got to work with what they give me.)