TV's Frink said:
Who are you and what did you do with ESF?
Fink I don like him any moor coz, He dont speak the truf. See Ishotfirst has problems see. And i thik he needz to chang. Dis is the new n improoved ESF. So U bettr get yoosed to it. Or imma cum up and dere an bussa cap up in this biyootch. Do ur chane hang low, do it wobble to da flo. Das shit wat snoop be sayin on du mtv. I gots to keep it real up in this mufugga. See I gots deez kidz in my howse and all dey be talkin bout is the Clown Worz. I say U need to see the old skool movies wiff Darf Vadder. See Vadder was a pimp, a siihgn of def, coz he were the black suit. Cummin up in this peece with his red night stick just like the 5 0. Coz vadder missed his momz and he took reveng for it in Reveng of the syth. Fink you don undastand people like Ishotfirs coz he diffrent. He don no how to tak to peeps lik I do Y he be takin lik dis. Hep my mayne out son, or imma cum up in der like Samel Jacksdon. wif great vengance for my nam is da lawd.
HELP ME FRINK, I CAN'T HOLD HIM BACK
Don lissin to dat mufugga
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Y is diss sight blu. I think it shood be candy aple red, wiff a girl up at the top wiff som tig o
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD!!!!
On the next episode of Why does Boba shoot at Luke in ESB. EyeShotFirst is tormented by the past. The days when he wore a.d.i.d.a.s and listened to Ice Cube. It is up to TV's Frink to save him from his dark side. What will happen? Who will survive? Will the old ESF ever come back? Stay tuned!