xhonzi said:
So... Panaka's going to lay a trap for the Traitor Olie... Should he:
A) Get Trap Master Ackbars help in laying it?
or
B) Have it all set up and Olie about to walk into it, only to have Ackbar detect it and warn him off at the last possible second?
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Welcome c77. Glad to have you aboard our merry ship of idiots :-)
I have a bit of archiving to do when I have the chance, but for now I'll just mention how much I love Han's last post on Tatooina. Of all the awesomely wrong things in Panaka's last post (including the misspell of his own name), Han picks on the third person thing again.
corellian77 said:
So how long does it take Solo to approve a character anyway? I'm itching to visit Tatooine :)
Well, that depends, is Ackbar a male or female?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Hmm, maybe I should have him undergo a sex change operation in my next post.
“It’s a lot of fun… it’s a lot of fun to watch Star Wars.” – Bill Moyers
Ha! Definitely.
ZOMG!!!
Han @ NNRRPB! said:
OMG LOL! This REALLY REALLY cracked me up! Definately approved! XD Nice RP-ing and level of detail in your history as well... I love how it leads up to the punchline... You sir, are awesome! XD
Apparently Han not only has a thing for fake females, but also fake fish, 'cause Ackbar's profile was no more realistic than some of the others that he bitched about earlier.
c77, you should totally try to get a Death Star.
Get 2.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
I don't get it. Subtle jokes are lost on him, but "ITS A CRAP!" is a stroke of genius?
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Ye.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
He never even mentioned the Star Trek references in mine.
Maybe I was too subtle?
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You're a chick, dude. You can say whatever you want, especially if you...say it...slow.
Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:
ZOMG!!! How is this any more realistic than my James Death-Star character? You sir, are inconsistent.
Also, you definately misspelled "definitely."
Things have slowed down at NNRRPB! quite a bit, mainly because Han isn't posting much. Without Han responding to us loonies, we might as well just make our own RP thread here.
Nah, that's a terrible, terrible idea.
Time to shake things up with a new character sheet. I will have my Death Star, dammit!
Name: Mini Ric Olie
Race: Naboo
Age: 3.75 of your Standard Earth Years
Faction: Mini Empire
Occupation: Pilot/Voiceover Artist/Male Model/Thief
Weapons: Deadly Observations, Killer Looks, Laser Pistol, Utility Belt, Mini Death Star Keys
Weapon Proficiencies: Language, Seduction, Handguns, Miscellaneous (Non-Traditional) Weapons, Mini Death Stars
Equipment: Surprising large Utility Belt
Ship(s): Mini Naboo Royal Transport, Mini Naboo Starfighter
History:
Identical to Ric Olie in every way, except one-eighth his size. See Ric Olie History for more information.
RP Example:
Mini Ric continued his hike through the Coruscant Jungle. Mini Ric knew his prey was out there somewhere in the trees. Mini Ric would capture the Mini Death Star!!!
TO BE CONTINUED
I think this is the perfect time to go really crazy. While the cat is away, the mice will.......tear the place apart!
>:)
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Yes, I think it is time for Anjella, Erica, and Ric to have a big three way love scene, for Leia to leave Han for C3PS, for Panaka to declare his undying love for Ric Olie, for Ackbar to create the largest trap known to mankind in a desperate attempt to protect himself from everyone elses traps, and for Mini Ric to blow up Tantooine (and possible the entire cast of NNRRPP with his Mini Death Star!
This is great season/series finale type stuff.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
Yes, I think it is time ... for Mini Ric to blow up Tantooine (and possible the entire cast of NNRRPP with his Mini Death Star!
This is great season/series finale type stuff.
This is a stroke of genius... can you imagine Han Solo's reaction when he sees that 95% of the people on the board have been killed off? :)
P.S. I guess I can make a few more posts now that I've been approved.
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C3PX said:
This is great season/series finale type stuff.
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Ok, back to Tatooina...
Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB! said:
As time passed, Erica finally noticed the gathering crowd of onlookers...watching the sexy show.
Erica stared into Anjella's eyes, and whispered, "There's a bunch of people coming...we can have more fun later...okay?"
Erica and Anjella then watched to see what that crazy bitch was gonna do to sexy Han, as his face told a story of restrained fear, not knowing if the peck on the cheek was genuine...or if IT'S A TRAP !!!
In the corner of her eye, Erica also kept an eye on hansom Ric...just for the giggles. The sight of blood gave Erica an odd 'thrill' for some reason...even if it's her own. Ric's blood was everywhere...but Erica knew he can lose a bit more before he actually needed help.
Erica thought to herself, 'That's what you get for letting a filthy Jawa work in your mouth', Erica thought to herself.
Moff Panaka @ NNRRPB! said:
Panaka's mount gave out the last par-par-par-sec and Panaka had to walk it. As Pranaka crests one final dune, his eyes spot his prey! THE TRAITOR OLIE! But he's not alone. He seems to have enlisted the aid of one of them Jawa creatures. Perhaps a general of his Beautiful Army.
"Think, fool! Think!" says Panaka to himself. Panaka slinks down to hide behind his side of the dune. Panaka is famished, so he reaches for one of his tasty panakacakes to restore his strength and collect his thoughts.
"I pity the fool who don't like panakacake." mutters Panaka to himself. "Full of vitamins and mineral."
Panaka sits, looking at his legs. They are totally ripped from all of the walkin' he be doin' lately. But his arms... he too weak to take on Olie directly, especially with the Jawa general at his side.
And now, as the vitamin enriched blood hit his braid, Panaka has a plan!
"Olie... JUSTICE comes FOR YOU!" he shouts. And he starts to draw his plan in the sand to work out all of the details.
Han Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
OOC: Again Panaka... Past tense...!
Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB! said:
Finally, Erica saw that Ric had stopped moving, despite what that Jawa was doing. Erica reluctantly let go of Anjella, and walkeded over to him. Two steeps away from the Jawa, Erica ignited her Lightsaber, and pointed it at the Jawa's head (and not the one on his shoulders, either).
"ENOUGH...release him, at once!", Erica ordered, "This is pointless!"
Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:
Ric was thrilled to finally be free of the mouth torture. Unfortunately he had no teeth left, but that wasn't going to stop him from thanking Erica.
"Mmphh ollfa mmpah," he whispered to her, right before kissing her full on the mouth. And the kiss wasn't like one of those wimpy brother/sister Empire Strikes Back kisses. This was full, unbridled, toothless, bloody passion.
Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:
Mini Ric landed his Mini Naboo Starfighter at the Mos Eisley Spaceport, and headed out into the city. His search for the fabled Mini Death Star had led him here, and he felt he was closer than ever.
"I will find you shortly!" Mini Ric bellowed to no one in particular.
Leia @ NNRRPB! said:
Leia couldnt help but notice the Jedi Whore and the Space Captain making out nearby. Although she was a bit disgusted, she was also a bit intreeged. And hey, sometimes you have to get you're hands dirt if you want to get what you want to get.
Leia sauntered over and put on her best pouty face.
"Hey, why do you too get all the fuN?"
Anyone got hold of a FAT-AT yet??
I just discovered Han's email on the member list. Since it's openly posted there where anyone can see it, I feel no guilt in reposting it here:
pp_chaz@hotmail.com
Chaz? Ok, Han Solo @ NNRRPB! no longer exists. Henceforth, he shall be known as....heh....Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB!
A couple of updates from Chaz...
From the "Who is Han Solo" poll:
Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
I voted very attractive male lesbian... X
Of course he did.
From the Mini Ric Olie Character Sheet:
Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
Not approved... -.-
However, note that he didn't say anything about Mini Ric joining in on the Tatooina fun.
Don't worry Mini Ric. Moff Panakaka approved you. So I think you're good.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:
Why?
Moff Panaka @ NNRRPB! said:
Approved.
Moff Panakaka approve it. Therefore it approved. Because Moff Panaka say it is.
Lol.
Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:
Sweet! Watch out, Mini Death Star. Mini Ric is a comin fer ya! Yee-ha!
Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
Heads up Panaka, you can't go over my head! Because frankly Ric, it's absolutely rediculous! Come on seriously! I'm gonna kick you soon because you went from ridiculous to sensible to thooper ridiculous! I want my site to be a sensible RP... And you are just taking the piss!
Thooper?
More Tatooina...
Rogue Jedi Master Erica @NNRRPB! said:
When that bitch goddess spoke, Ric suddenly removed his bloody lips from Erica's, and mummbled something that sounded dirty. Erica, intrigged by her inquiry, grabbed her by the waist...
"You can have some, too, sweetheart", Erica announced.
With that, Erica pulled the bitch closer, and locked lips with her. Not wanting to deprive her of any pleasure, Erica plunged her tongue into the woman's mouth, sharing Ric's sweet, hansom fluids with her
Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
OOC: OMG Erica... He's a dentist! A Jedi wouldn't draw their lightsaber to a random dude doing his job! And Ric... Don't be so full of yourself... You can't just randomly kiss everyone you see!
OMG, he's a DENTIST!!!
Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
Han was getting sick of this... If this bounty hunter didn't want to do business then he wasn't gonna stay... Anyway he had bigger business to deal with with Chewie... Just as he turned round his heart rose as he saw his soulmate. Leia was walking over when as the kindhearted soul she was, she checked out a man in pain and him and another were kissing nearly as passionatly as the two woman! Then she grabbed Leia and kissed her! As much as this WAS every man's fantasy, Han just couldn't shake off the jealousy... He ran over and pulled her away.
"Er, hey sweetie.. Er, what the hell is going on?" He said with a slightly embarrased chuckle.
Princess Leia @ NNRRPB! said:
Leia had almost lost consisnous from the feeling of the Jedi Whore's tounge in her mouth, but she gained a little more control when she noticed her true love had walked up to the group. She disengaged just enough to speak in a low whisper.
"Come on sweetie, relax and join the fun. It will be just like college."
With that, Leia reach out to Han's hand, and gently but firmely placed it on the Jedi Whore's ample bosom.
Your move, Chaz.
And finally, from the chat box...
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5 Jun 10, 11:46 PM
Ric: Dude, we're like the only ones posting here. If you kick us off, you might as well shut down the forum. |
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5 Jun 10, 07:42 PM
ADMIN: Lol don't worry Erica, not on the chat box! Just the RPing!  |
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5 Jun 10, 01:04 AM
Erica: ...But, I gave his wallet back...................Ric sure does faint really easy.  |
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4 Jun 10, 07:49 PM
ADMIN: Alright guys... This has GOT to stay sensible! Please just do it... Or you're off this site Simples... x |
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3 Jun 10, 02:44 PM
Ric: *passes out* |
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3 Jun 10, 01:24 AM
Erica: MMmmm....very hansom.........and a nice package, too. -- What do you feed it? |
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2 Jun 10, 08:55 PM
Ric: OOC: Never hurts to be careful...oh, and I'll just bend over to pick it up... |
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1 Jun 10, 10:55 PM
Erica: I don't think you need to use 'OOC' here. Oh....and you, ummm, dropped your wallet. |
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1 Jun 10, 10:03 PM
Ric: OOC: This place has been deader than many of Ackbar's family. I blame Han. |
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1 Jun 10, 05:07 PM
Ric: Mmmphh |
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30 May 10, 11:26 PM
Erica: .......5 Space Bucks?.........and an Imperial Breast Inspector card?..............weird. |
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27 May 10, 10:44 PM
Erica: Oops......I guess I don't know my own strength...........................................what's in his wallet... |
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27 May 10, 05:05 AM
Ric: *passes out* |
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27 May 10, 12:04 AM
Erica: Nope, but I have these........**lifts up tank top**......do they help? |
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26 May 10, 11:22 PM
Ric: Ok...do you have any zantac? |
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26 May 10, 11:09 PM
Erica: That's all part of the lie....you must unlearn what you have learned, and embrace a greater truth. |
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26 May 10, 10:44 PM
Ric: The Matrix? I thought I was in a Cbox, whatever that is. |
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26 May 10, 10:33 PM
Erica: You're in the Matrix....which pill do you wanna take? |
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26 May 10, 06:07 PM
Ric: Where am I? |
Chaz Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
OOC: Oh Leia for christ sake... ¬.¬