Yes, I'm Michael Scott, and you now work for me. But don't worry! Bosses don't have to be scary...they can be your best friend if you let them...um...be. And just like everyone on that new ABC show Happy Town, we're going to have a really fun time full of happy...ish...ness.
Can I go home early? And what to I have to do to get a raise around here?
My last paycheck bounced!!.......
**cocks shotgun**
...I want my money!........I WANT IT NOW!!!
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
there is no way I am working for you.
Sluggo said:
Can I go home early? And what to I have to do to get a raise around here?
No....and that's what he said.
Davnes007 said:
My last paycheck bounced!!.......
**cocks shotgun**
...I want my money!........I WANT IT NOW!!!
Hey there, little lady, why don't you put away the shotgun? I'm sure we can work something out. Why don't you skedaddle over to the break room and munch on some Triscuits while I call corporate and check on this for you.
Also, I'm having a party at my condo this weekend if you're interested.
Warbler said:
there is no way I am working for you.
That's it, you're fired!
*sobs*
When is the next office retreat?
........Ummmmmm............well.....okay...
**lowers shotgun**
...those triscuits better be good!
...
**exits...but then peeks back in for a second**
What should I wear to the party?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Sluggo said:
When is the next office retreat?
Good question! Sluggo, you will be happy to know that we will be going on an office retreat again as soon as Kevin pays back all the office retreat funds that he spent on doughnuts.
Davnes007 said:
........Ummmmmm............well.....okay...
**lowers shotgun**
...those triscuits better be good!
...
**exits...but then peeks back in for a second**
What should I wear to the party?
That's what she said!!!
...um...
...I don't know, I guess just wear something flirty.
Oh, and Mr. Scott, sir, why does your avatar have a guy with glasses in it. Is that just you from a long time ago? Maybe it is like an old drivers license photo or something.
Sluggo, try to keep up with the rest of the class! Jeez, you're worse than Toby. Just look in Page 72 of the new Dunder Mifflin operational handbook, and you will see that you need to refresh your cache.
This is from the guy who thinks cache is how he pays for his dates.
ZING!!! I'd hate to be that guy!
Hmmmm....just 'flirty' ?...........I can do better than that....
...bye....for now. **wink**
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Ric Olie said:
Kevin
Who? bkev?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Ric Olie said:
Toby
Who?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Everyone, I'd like you to meet our new Temp, CP3S.
Now ladies, he is an extremely hansom chunk of man meat just like me, but let's try and stay professional in our conduct.
To answer your question, CP3S, this is Kevin...
...and Toby isn't worth bothering with. Now then, I have a question for you. How do you get your beard looking so luxurious, or your hair that wonderful shade of blue?
Wow, that dude has a lot of necks.
Good beard genes I guess, and that's not my hair, that's my hat.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
HA!!!! Woo-hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That is a good one! A hat? Man oh man that was funny! Woooooo....
Anyway, I love the blue hair, even if you won't tell me your secret.
It's my hat.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Ok, ok...we got it already. First rule of comedy? Don't keep repeating bits. Move on to the next joke.
Alright, back to work...unless someone else has some new material!
Can I be on the Party Planning Committee?
Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!
Yeah, you're going to have to ask Angela about that.
Sheesh. Believe this guy?