Honestly the trailers have made me give up on:

Anything Owen Wilson will ever do

Films from now till forever

I guess I should have seen some shit like this coming when Beverly Hills Chihuahua came out, but I ignored it, and forgot about it. I could have also seen it coming when Jackie Chan destroyed my opinion of him when he made Spy Next Door.

Would a kid even watch Marmaduke? Would you even want kids to watch Marmaduke? Tell me what you think. Keep me from going insane and going on a rampage.

The past few years and increasingly crappier movies have turned me into a young yet more critical Roger Ebert. These movies are getting so crappy that a movie like George Of The Jungle will be oscar worthy by the next year or two.

I wouldn't be bitching about it if it was the only shitty trailer I have seen lately. I fear the future of cinema, even indie films are turning into bowls of carp. '