Anyway folks, glad you could all make it. What's going on in the world these days? I saw that Al and Tipper Gore are on the outs. Yeah, sadly, the Gores are separating after forty years of marriage. In a joint press release, the couple said they would have separated ten years ago, but it took Al most of that decade to remove his tongue from Tipper's intestines.
Apparently, in Washington DC, there's a proposal afoot to tax medical marijuana - seriously. One estimate of the financial windfall is $400,000 in the next five years. Another estimate provided was around $650,000, but that's because that economist knows a guy who knows a guy who says the stuff is top shelf.
By the way, the Libertarian Party's official reaction to this news was less than positive:
