The Mock Introduction Thread

: Hi, my name is Frink. I am a benign troll. I like to quote and make fun of people's spelling mistakes.

: Hi, I am Xhonzi. I hate nonwords, like "irregardless" and "nonword". I liked Lost, but now I am mad at it.

: Hi, my name is Gaffertape, and I am not a woman.

: Hi, I am Lord Totalbiscuit, majority shareholder for Total Biscuit brand biscuits inc. and host of WoW Radio. People who like Star Wars are nerds. YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!! MINIONS ATTACK!!! HOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

See how it works? Good clean fun. Let's be nice though.

"Xhonzi" is a proper noun, it hurts me to write it in lower case, irregardless of how he spells it... and fourth post and we are off topic. Didn't take long. Oh well.

This thread intrigues and terrifies me. Sure, I can stereotype other people's posts, but I have no idea how I have been perceived here.

Hi, I'm Gaffer Tape, and, sigh, I'm used to people misspelling my name, but usually in real life where my name is complicated and foreign-sounding.

Edmund Stanislaus Rumowicz.  Yeah, I can see people misspelling that.

Gaffer Tape.  Sheesh.  Come on!

C3PX said:

 

: Hi, I am Xhonzi. I hate *****s, like "*****" and "****". I liked ****, but now I am mad at it.

 

IGNORE!

C3PX said:

: Hi, I am Lord Totalbiscuit, majority shareholder for Total Biscuit brand biscuits inc. and host of WoW Radio. People who like Star Wars are nerds. YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!! MINIONS ATTACK!!! HOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 Is "Lord Totalbiscuit" different than "TotalBiscuit"? Because if "Lord Totalbiscuit" is THAT thing I am totally going to listen to WoW radio now.

Gaffer Tape said:

Edmund Stanislaus Rumowicz.  Yeah, I can see people misspelling that.

doubleofive said:

Gaffer Tape said:

Edmund Stanislaus Rumowicz.  Yeah, I can see people misspelling that.

Had you opened your video reviews saying your name, I would I figured it a joke. What do your friends call you?

Bert!

Wow, this is the most attention any thread I have ever created has gotten. Mostly been off topic though...

Are you sure your advice column didn't get more attention?

How was it VFP's idea? I didn't even think about his dictionary when I made this, but I still see very little relation between the two. Me and my room mates used to make fun of each other in this was all the time, we'd come home and see the other sitting on a chair playing video games and say: "Hi, I am ___, I like to sit on my ass and play video games." It is great fun. I was just feeling a bit nostalgic for those old days and made the thread.

: Hi, I am Fink and I make irrelevant connections between things.

^ See, the great thing about this over VFP holocron is that every one gets a shot at making fun of whoever they want, and as many times as they want. I already used Fink once, and now I have used him again.

Also feel free use non-forum members, such as celebrities. Like this:

: Hi, I am Mark Hamill, and I am a dead actor.

:Hi, I am C3PX, sometimes I make accidental double posts and edit them to make them look intentional. 

: Hi, I am bkev, and I am very young and tend to stay up way past my bedtime. I say a lot of things, and sometimes, like now, I make good points.

: Hi, I am Fink, and I always think I am really funny, but sometime I actually am.

doubleofive said:

 

Gaffer Tape said:

Edmund Stanislaus Rumowicz.  Yeah, I can see people misspelling that.

Had you opened your video reviews saying your name, I would I figured it a joke. What do your friends call you?

 

Don't I usually sign my name in my PMs?  Isn't it written in my profile?  (Is it?  It used to be...)  Oh.  Nope.  Not since the software shift.

Anyway, I'm Lance.

: Hi, I'm Lance, and I'm pretty sure I've already made this joke... but, either way, I'm definitely not a woman!