: Hi, my name is Frink. I am a benign troll. I like to quote and make fun of people's spelling mistakes.

: Hi, I am Xhonzi. I hate nonwords, like "irregardless" and "nonword". I liked Lost, but now I am mad at it.

: Hi, my name is Gaffertape, and I am not a woman.

: Hi, I am Lord Totalbiscuit, majority shareholder for Total Biscuit brand biscuits inc. and host of WoW Radio. People who like Star Wars are nerds. YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!! MINIONS ATTACK!!! HOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11