But I thought this was pretty funny and that it would be much more consistent with the prequels:

cap said:

...gets a call from his master.

“Hey, V-Man. I was just at the grocery store, and you’ll never guess who’s all over the tabloid covers!”

“Yeah, I know. Luke.”

“We can’t let him become a Jedi.”

“No shit, Sherlock. Don’t worry, I’m on it. I don’t have him yet, but I will soon. Then we’ll turn him to the Dark Side.”

“You realize, of course, that if he doesn’t turn, we’ll have to kill him.”

“Yes, I realize that. *Sigh.* We still on for Poker on Tuesday?”

“You bet. (Get it?) See you then. May the Force be with you.”