You all, everybody
You all, everybody
Acting like you're stupid people
Wearing 'spensive clothes
You all, everybody
You all, everybody
You all, everybody
Everybody did a TV show
Everybody watched for six straight years
Everybody waits for a big fab end
Now everybody really doesn't know
what the hell happened on the island, yeah
they're just all dead down in a church
CHORUS
I'm glad I watched episodes for free
All I lost was a little time
with no DVD sets here to sell
I'd be ticked if I started watching
Time invested without a real payoff
I hate you, LOST, I hate hate hate you
Some of this was made up.