vote_for_palpatine said:

I'm thinking of responding in a way that indicates apathy toward her acting ability on the one hand and enthusiastic approval of her attractiveness on the other.

If anyone cares to see this sort of response, please say so; I'll be back around 6:00 CST.

I take your collective silence as permission. (I know Gaffer Tape is against it because he doesn't want to lose his status as OT.com's resident hot girl, so I had to discount his objection on grounds of conflict of interest)

Therefore:

Megan Fox? Sure, she couldn't play dead if she drank a cyanide margarita, but who gives a care? Have you seen this dame? VA-VA-VA-VOOM! You fellas wanna talk about one ripe tomato? Well there you have it! Or should I say, two ripe grapefruits, am I right boys? Hubba hubba! She's got it where it counts and my calculator can't count that high! YEE-OWZA! At home with the wife, it's pipe and slippers - with this bombshell, it'd be more like slip her the pipe, eh fellas? AH-OOOOOH! AH-OOOOOH!!