Naboobian is not cool, because it was said by Panaka and Ric. But Tatooina is ok, 'cause it was said by a "woman." Lol.
Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB! said:
Erica arrived at Tatooina in the early evening, as the twin suns went down on the horizon. As she landed, Erica felt Ric was near...but she felt someone else...someone she hasn't seen in a while. Erica became filled with a feeling of warmth that could only be caused by one person.
Erica quietly whispered to herself, "...Anjella...?...". in a hopeful, loving manner.
Erica left the bay, and walked along the windy street, her Jedi robe getting tossed around. Erica eventually found herself drawn towards the central dentistry district. Then, Erica finally saw a very strange site; Ric sitting on a rock, with a Jawa hunched over him, about to rip out Ric's teeth.
Not wanting to miss the fun of seeing such an hilarious sight, didn't say anything to disturb the two, and instead sat down at a 'Juice Bar', to enjoy the show.
The bar tender immediately took notice of Erica, "Hey babe...what'll ya have?"
"Gimme some Jawa juice, straight up, with a twist, shaken...not stirred", Erica replied.
Moments later, the bar tender returned, "Here ya go sweetheart...that'll be 22.50."
Erica motioned her curled hand at the bar tender, "...I don't need to pay...",
"But...you...don't...need...to....pay," he said as his eye's rolled into the back of his head.
Erica then remarked to herself, "Men are soo easy to...'manipulate'....", as she turned back round, to watch Ric get what's coming to him.
Han Solo @ NNRRPB! said:
"That's not very nice..." Han said with a smirk, as he walked up to the Attractive young lady sitting down at the juice bar...
"That's an interesting ability you got there... Only seen it used once in my life... By a Jedi funnily enough... You know anything 'bout that?"
He turned to see what she was looking at and noticed a clearly very uncomfortable man bent back over a rock, receiving what seemed to be a very un-practiced tooth removal operation. Han breathed in hard as he thought about how much it had to hurt.
"Ouch, wouldn't wanna be that fella'... You a friend of his?"
Meanwhile on Coruscant...
Princess Leia @ NNRRPB! said:
Leia was starting to get uncomfortable. She had been sitting on Salamon for a good four days now, and he just lay there like a limp fish. Fortunately, her comlink beeped.
"Yes? Really! We'll see about that..."
Leia stood up.
"Sorry Salamon, got to run. My contact indicates that my husband is chatting up a Jedi Whore on Tatooine. Chow."
Leia headed off to her ship. This could get ugly real quick.