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Post #41525

Author
Warbler
Parent topic
King Kong a la Peter Jackson
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Date created
2-Apr-2004, 6:16 PM
ok, here goes nothing



*Warber aims carefully the right eye BANG!!, Then does same with other eye BANG!!. The big ape is now blind. He is enraged and reaches out randomly to find the culpit. Warbler dodges out of the way*


WARNING this next part is not for the faint of heart. what I am about to do is cruel but I can see no other way than to aim for the weak spot.....


*Warber aims pistol at groin BANG!! BANG!!. The big kk let out a very high pitched screem and falls to the ground , doubled over in pain. Warble empties the pistol into kk. He loads does it again. He reloads and aims for the heart, and again empties pistol into ape. Blood now gushes out everywhere and the big ape blind and in pain is no longer able to move. Warbler mercilessly reloads and empties gun in ape again, and again and again and again......This goes on for about an hour until the ape(now looking more like swish cheese the ape) finaly gives up the ghost. Warble then goes home and takes shower to rinse off blood of ape and change clothes, the old clothes drenched in blood must be thrown away*

play Godfather music here

If you like I can arrange to have the dead ape brought to Mangler HQ.

Well, was that good enough for the Mangler Bros?

oh yeah, one last thing

*Warbler returns pistol to Motti* I wouldn't want Motti to get angry at me for stealing it.