NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! — Page 9

Well, now there's a live chat feature which I probably won't bother with.  But it does make archiving easier (and more necessary)...

(last post at the top)

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

^Hey, a typo!

Han Solo @ NNRRPB! said:

Okay seriously Ric stop... Please... Ya' killin' me here!

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Well, to be fair, you were complaining about someone else's typos (can't remember who).

Han Solo @ NNRRPB! said:

I did like once... And only in RP-ing... You don't need to be so neurotic about it Ric ;-)

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ok, but I'll be watching you, Mr. Grammar Police.

:-)

(Ed note: He corrected Leia's spelling on more than one occasion)

Han will never learn...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

How do I put something on the calendar? I want to add my birthday and my kids birthdays.

My wife better stop texting Panaka if she wants on the calandar too.

Han Solo @ NNRRPB! said:

Ok hold on, I'll change it so all registered users can... I thought I already had so obviously not...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric looked at the calendar and saw with joy that it was his birthday today!

"It's my birthday today," he observed. "Happy Birthday to me!"

Everyone is encourage to add their own events.  If you put them in this month, they show up on the front page!

Ooh, a challenge!

Until you create your first female character...

Coming soon to NNRRPB!...

...Han Solo's "character" makes a play for DirtyErica.

ADMIN: Ohh ok... Maybe you could be a dark Jedi? Although if I make a character who's "interested" in you, then they'd have to be evil! But it's your choice I guess

Erica: That's why I'm a Rogue Jedi...I have a heart of gold...but I'm naughty, too.

By the way, what the hell is a dark jedi?  Wouldn't that be a Sith?

Don't answer that - I don't want to know!

TV's Frink said:

Coming soon to NNRRPB!...

...Han Solo's "character" makes a play for DirtyErica.

18 May 10, 10:16 PM

ADMIN: Ohh ok... Maybe you could be a dark Jedi? Although if I make a character who's "interested" in you, then they'd have to be evil! But it's your choice I guess

18 May 10, 09:37 PM

Erica: That's why I'm a Rogue Jedi...I have a heart of gold...but I'm naughty, too.

By the way, what the hell is a dark jedi?  Wouldn't that be a Sith?

Don't answer that - I don't want to know!

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Jedi

mwahahaha

Grrrr.........

Anyway, time for some riveting drama from NNRRPB!  This will definitely be a Star Wars movie someday.

Her'Mek @ NNRRPB! said:

Her'Mek wandered the streets of Mos Eisley, toothbrush in hand. Admittedly, he had no real idea of how to start a Dentistry practice, but soon learned that in a place like Mos Eisley anything goes. He set up shop outside the cantina and was soon open for business. Most of his first customers were Rontos and Dewbacks which had been tied up outside the cantina. He cleaned their teeth free of charge. The Rontos were especially tricky, as he first needed to climb up their necks, then hang upside down in front of their face in order to really get at the gums. The Rontos generally did not like this and much hilarity...and pain...ensued. Once, the owner of a Dewback threw a rock at him. He took this to mean the owner was paying him for his services and his heart soared. He felt he would soon be on his way to sentient customers; customers who hopefully would not attempt to eat him as he cleaned their teeth. He could only dream for now, but somehow he knew he was on his way up...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric wandered into one of the newer dental facilities. Time for that teeth whitening!

Her'Mek @ NNRRPB! said:

As if it was a dream, Her'Mek saw a blindingly handsome man walk by his stand. He seemed to be impeccably groomed, with the exception of a conspicuous coffee stain or two on his otherwise heavenly teeth. "Oh god!" he thought "Wouldn't it be amazing if he was here for some dentistry!" He readied his implements and prepared for the encounter that could change his life forever..."Hello sir" Her'Mek said "A handsome man such as yourself shouldn't be brought down by a coffee stain or two! Can I interest you in some world class dentistry? Utini!"

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric paused for a moment when he discovered himself fact to face with a Jawa holding a toothbrush. Even more disconcerting was the way the Jawa was looking him up and down, as if he was undressing Ric with his glowing yellow eyes.

"Oh well," Ric said aloud to no one in particular, "when in Tatooine, do as the Tatooinians do."

Her'Mek @ NNRRPB! said:

"So I take it that's a yes? Utini!" Her'Mek replied. "Great! Sit...er....on this rock here and we can get started. Might I say you're looking impeccable today!"

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric sat down on the rock.

"I've never had such a short dentist," Ric again observed to no one in particular.

At the sound of his voice, his face turned a crimson red.

"I've got to stop voicing my every thought," Ric said aloud.

Her'Mek @ NNRRPB! said:

Her'Mek scrubbed away at Ric's pearly whites but the coffee stains wouldn't come out. He even tried an ion blast or two! No avail. "Why kind of coffee were you drinking?" Her'Mek inquired.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Ric didn't know.

"I don't know!" he exclaimed in a voice unsuitably loud for the situation.

If you're talking about Her'Mek, that's Octorox.  But I do enjoy creating Ric's thought process.

Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB! said:

Erica was a bit miffed at Ric's over-concern about the stains on his teeth (which he claims were from 'coffee'), and decided to wait and see if any braver, hansom'er men showed up to play with.

Having a spare moment, Erica whipped out her pink lipstick, and put on a generous coat of coloring to her lovely lips, and then undid a single button on her top...to let her chest breathe...resisting the urge undo more buttons.

Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB! said:

Time passed...with nothing happening...but Erica grow ever more uneasy, with strange thoughts entering her mind. Memories surfaced, of great battles, victories....and suffering. Erica's concentration wained, making her worry that she may be missing something.

"Damn that Ric...I missing a gorgeous day of skinny dipping...for THIS?", Erica rhetorically asked nobody, "...I'm outta here........I'll deal with Ric later!"

With that, Erica ignited her saber again, and carved into the floor, 'Erica Was Here'...and then force-ran out, thinking only of fun-in-the-sun.

cp3s @ NNRRPB! said:

A mind bogglingly hansom android enters the scene. The place seems to be deserted, paper cups and plastic plates liter the floor. Blaster bolts! He had arrived too late! It appeared all the finger foods had been eaten as well, but that was no disappointment for a stomach less droid. On the ground are some smoldering burn marks, the unbelievably gorgeous droid activated his scanners. The marks were definitely made by a lightsaber. Another Jedi had been here quite recently, most likely a very attractive one, given the occasion. He could sense through the force that things hadn't gone well, no army had been created, as was intended. He could also sense that people with learning abilities had been heavily insulted at this gathering, and that made the droid sad. He had always had a soft spot for those with slightly less developed brains than others. Of course, when it comes to android's minds, all biological brains seem severely underdeveloped in comparison. One biological mind insulting another's shortcomings always seemed a bit like banthas calling womprats "hairy" to him.

The droid turned around and got back in his ship and prepared to depart. It really was a shame he had arrived late he thought. A army consisting entirely of attractive people. There was no way something like that would fail. It was a universal truth that attractive people (and robots) tend to get further in life than ugly or plain ones. An army of attractive people he pondered some more, then shook his head. It is best that such a thing should never exist. A force like that could be truly devastating... unstoppable even.

Agreed.  It's almost removed the need for socks here.

(don't tell Ric I said that)

Meanwhile on the planet Naboo...

Han Solo @ NNRRPB! said:

cp3s you can't post until an admin has accepted your character sheet... Please wait until I or Chewie has done so...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: OOC, dude! Behave yourself when you're on my planet, hear?

OOC: Hey Panaka, I got three stars now, what you got?

Slow day at the NNRRPB!...but anyone know who this is?

Murr Waawat
New Member

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Joined: May 2010
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No, don't give up yet!

Exactly.

Per request of a certain unnamed ot.com member (let's just say his name is not C3PX), I'm going to post the current NNRRPB! roster (in order of post count):

Han Solo: Admin
Ric Olie: TV's Frink
Moff Panaka: xhonzi
Chewbacca (Chewie): Admin
Rogue Jedi Master Erica: Davnes007
Princess Leia: TV's Frink
Salamon Tafantan: First and only confirmed non-ot.com member
Her'Mek: Octorox
Kaelredon Foray: Same guy as Salamon
cp3s: CP3S
Sthlko Mulinaar: vote_for_palpatine
Davle: Leonardo
Murr Waawat: ?