1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with?

I have no imagination, so naturally: female, young, and hot.

2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose?

My ex-best friend and the girl I was dating when the ex-best friend and I became ex-best friends. She is, as far as I know, still with him.

3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do?

It wouldn't feel very different from my life now, so I'm pretty well prepared.