DirtyWookie I thought was 'mildly funny'... until I saw the Avatar. Now I can't stop giggling.

Poor, poor Han Solo...

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"Panaka didn't understand," said Panaka. What were all of these fools did' at Panaka's debriefing? Why did Ric looked so confused...? Panaka thoughted that the Traitor Olie hated Panaka. But Panaka also thoughted that the past years hadn't been so kind to Traitor Olie, not as kinded as they have had been to Panaka, more specifically to Panaka's abs, which were clearly to have been seen since they done stripped Panaka to the waist when the shackled Panaka to the chair. And now this Seductive Lady has entered the room, and yet the Traitor Olie hadn't had looked at her the whole time since! He, it had looked, only had had eyes for Panaka. This maded Panaka very uncomfortable. But he didn't wanted to say anything, because Solo still had a carefully trained eye on him. First Solo says talk in the 3rd person, so Panaka talks in the third person. Now he says Panaka doesn't talk in the third person. What does this fool thinked he knew about Panaka?!?!? At least Panaka has this past tensed thing licked by then.

The funniest thing here to me is that all he has collected are retards. There's not a straight man on his site! If there were more people just trying to play, I think I'd feel worse for messin' with it.