My desecrated character page (before future desecration. Basically, it's the 1997 Special Edition of my character page)
Panaka:
Name: Moff Panaka
Race: Naboobian
Age: 29
Faction: Imperial Remnant
Occupation: Hunting Down that Traitorous Nogoodnik Olie
Weapons: Pointy Space Hat, Common Space Sense, Killerer Looks than Olie
Weapon Proficiencys: Awesome Level 5
Equipment: Pistol, grappling hook and abs set to 'stun'
Ship(s): Star Destroyer "The Handsome Throne"
History: I was the head of the Royal Naboo Security Forces before, during, and after the Invasion of Naboo alongside my former friend and ally: Ric Olie. When the Empire was just getting started, Olie and I competed in the "Naboo Handsome Devil Revue". I won the Top Prize which was to become the Moff for the Chommell Sector. Olie was furious and our friendship and trust was broken as he swore to bring me down and destroy everything I stood for (and become an underwear model). I ignored him until he, through extension, killed Emperor Palpatine by finding and training Anakin Skywalker. Since that day, I have dedicated all Imperial Resources under my control to find the Traitor and bring him to justice.
RP Example:
I had him! The Naboobian Swamp Slug was twisting in his stomach, making it even harder for Olie's poor brain to function. But he would recall that there would be only one way to cure the pain... and that would lead him to my trap here on Alpha Ceti 5. I had just landed in my shuttle, when I heard the whine of Olie's ship landing just over the hill. The time to exact my revenge and bring him to justice was finally at hand! At my signal, Commander Tyke-o released the MegaTigers we had collected from Frokturia. Yes, this day would see the end of Ric Olie. All there was to do now was wait. Wait, and eat. "Tyke-o!" I called. "Sir?" he replied. "Bring me some cakes." "Sir!" he replied and ran off to bring me my second favourite snack. The first being chilled REVENGE!"
TO BE CONTINUED
<BIG SNIP OF OLIE/PANAKA BANTER GOES MISSING. MAYBE TO RETURN IN FUTURE DIRECTOR'S CUT or 2004 DVD)
Solo:
As I said on the Naboo thread, Ric and Panaka move the thread to the RP academy so you can RP whilst I randomly throw in RP tips
Panaka:
Hey, Panaka's pretty sure there were some other post's here in Panaka's character thread. Did Han Solo smuggle them somewhere? Panaka wonders...
Solo:
Dude! Go to the Lesson 1 thread!
Panaka:
Panaka is not a 'dude', he is a Moff. And you, Former Captain Solo of the alleged "New Republic" will speak to Panaka with respect!
Panaka:
Panaka should have said: Panaka did not go to 8 years of 'Moff School' to be called 'Dude.' (Panaka hates when Panaka says something in the heat of the moment and then realizes several seconds later what Panaka should have said!)
Solo:Alright Panaka... DUDE! Now you're starting to take the piss... Shape up or ship out... YOUR CALL!