xhonzi said:
Oh, and there's another term for 'forced suicide'... but I can't remember it right now... I'm dead tired because my job has been murder this week.
My buddy came in and said he hadn't had a bite in days... so I bit him! HA!
Oh, are we not doing Vaudeville jokes?
But in regards to #1, maybe I'd bring Dr. Kavorkian with me. Seems like he'd be a hoot at parties, and he'd definitely come in handy for that eventual suicide thing.
But, damn, I was afraid of that boat idea not working. Well, I'd at least be able to travel the western hemisphere, looting and destroying as I go. Ripping up priceless pieces of art, peeing on people's graves. After all, there'd be no one left to appreciate it or be offended, and since I'm not keen on attempting to repopulate, why bother preserving any of it? Sure I'd take it all in first myself and appreciate it for as long as I could, but I can't exactly take it with me on my cross-continental excursion, so why not smash some busts, break the dicks off of statues, and poke holes in portraits' eyes?