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Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Granted, but is your niece going to fight the demon-zombie hoard?

xhonzi never mentioned any demon-zombie hoard.

Well, not in the last post, but he did when I tried to bring family.  So you've got your non-related attractive fertile female, but the question remains:  who is fighting the demon-zombies?  Your niece?  If it's the same non-related attractive fertile female, well...can I have her number?

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Fink, you misread the first post.  Where did the zombies come from?

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well, I guess I'd have to resort to getting some guns an me and the attractive female would have to fight them off together.

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Sluugo said:

Fink, you misread the first post.  Where did the zombies come from?

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xhonzi was the one who brought up the zombies.

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I did not!

 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

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xhonzi said:

So… here’re the questions.  You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth. 

1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with? 

2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.

3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do? 

 

1: Megan Fox and Yoda.......

2: My missus and the guy who works next me......

3: Shit myself, then f**k Megan Fox....And when I'm done, I'll learn the ways of the force

 

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I'm a woman so, in response to #1 it depends on what my goals are repopulation or, just surviving 'till the death of the last of us.

#1 if repopulation Hm, Christian Bale and, a good guy Doctor.

#1 if just surviving My mom and, sister.

#2 I'de probably just get stuck with two other people in China or something. Or, worse get stuck with that guy that married a pillow and, that guy that married that Love Plus game character.

#3 If in scenario #1 repropulation lots of sex would happen. Since we got a doctor to tell us the safe amount of certain drugs. There'd probably be a lot of that going on too.

If scenario #1 just surviving. Have fun with my family 'till we die.

If scenario #2 just hunt and, gather. It'd suck though since I'de have to do everything myself. Oh, well at least there'd be plenty of canned goods to last a while.



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xhonzi said:

I did not!

*sniff* I don't even know who you are anymore!!!

xhonzi said:

I understand the emotional attachment to your family, and for the future of the human race... it's good to see a woman capable of childbaring on your list.  Do you think you wouldn't need any other help to provide for your family in this brave new world?  I mean, is your infant daughter a better choice for all of humanity rather than another strong adult you can depend on to ward off the possible demon-zombie hoard?

Oh, now I see the problem.  I thought you were talking about the possible demon-zombie horde.  Turns out you were just collecting demon-zombies.  My bad.

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Yes, I noticed my misspaelling of horde carried over into several other posts.

Okay, so I did mention a "potential demon-zombie horde/hoard".  I didn't say there would be one, I just wanted to know if you had considered to possibility.  I mean, you don't know that there wouldn't be one.

YOU NEVER EXPECT THE possible demon-zombie horde INQUISITITION!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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twister111 said:

I'm a woman so, in response to #1 it depends on what my goals are repopulation or, just surviving 'till the death of the last of us.

#1 if repopulation Hm, Christian Bale and, a good guy Doctor.

#1 if just surviving My mom and, sister.

So... what are your goals?  I mean, they are your goals.  Are you interested in repopulating the planet with Mr. Bale or did you just want to be selfish and go on a window smashing shopping spree with your girls?

#2 I'de probably just get stuck with two other people in China or something. Or, worse get stuck with that guy that married a pillow and, that guy that married that Love Plus game character.

#3 If in scenario #1 repropulation lots of sex would happen. Since we got a doctor to tell us the safe amount of certain drugs. There'd probably be a lot of that going on too.

Wait... so you have the whole world to yourself.  You're free to do anything you like and you choose 'lots of sex and illicit drugs"?  You chose a doctor to be with you, and I thought: yeah, that makes a lot of sense.... probably someone you can't live without and he's going to come in really handy once those babies need someone to deliver them!  But you, if I understand you correctly, just want him to make sure you don't OD?

(I'm smiling as I type this, I quite enjoyed your answers even if I am struggling to understand them.)


If scenario #1 just surviving. Have fun with my family 'till we die.

If scenario #2 just hunt and, gather. It'd suck though since I'de have to do everything myself. Oh, well at least there'd be plenty of canned goods to last a while.



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I think the canned goods are key.  I think there are more canned goods than the three of you could consume in a lifetime within a 5 square mile suburban area.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

Okay, so I did mention a "potential demon-zombie horde/hoard".  I didn't say there would be one, I just wanted to know if you had considered to possibility.  I mean, you don't know that there wouldn't be one.

Well then...I pick a hot fertile zombie chick and my young daughter.  The zombie chick can help me repopulate the earth (her womb is still human, mind you) but she can also reason with the other zombies.

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xhonzi said:



twister111 said:

I'm a woman so, in response to #1 it depends on what my goals are repopulation or, just surviving 'till the death of the last of us.

#1 if repopulation Hm, Christian Bale and, a good guy Doctor.

#1 if just surviving My mom and, sister.


So... what are your goals?  I mean, they are your goals.  Are you interested in repopulating the planet with Mr. Bale or did you just want to be selfish and go on a window smashing shopping spree with your girls?

Well, at the time of writing that post I wasn't sure. I just thought it would be funny if I was stuck with Batman as the last people on Earth getting into drugs just 'cause we could. Then I felt guilty for not choosing my family to survive. I'de probably just survive with my family. Though if I was forced to choose repopulation then Christian Bale and, a Doctor.


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#2 I'de probably just get stuck with two other people in China or something. Or, worse get stuck with that guy that married a pillow and, that guy that married that Love Plus game character.

#3 If in scenario #1 repropulation lots of sex would happen. Since we got a doctor to tell us the safe amount of certain drugs. There'd probably be a lot of that going on too.


Wait... so you have the whole world to yourself.  You're free to do anything you like and you choose 'lots of sex and illicit drugs"?  You chose a doctor to be with you, and I thought: yeah, that makes a lot of sense.... probably someone you can't live without and he's going to come in really handy once those babies need someone to deliver them!  But you, if I understand you correctly, just want him to make sure you don't OD?

(I'm smiling as I type this, I quite enjoyed your answers even if I am struggling to understand them.)
Well, I'm 22. I have plenty of childbearing years left. So doing drugs for the first few years wouldn't be bad. The Doc would be neccessary to choose drugs that wouldn't harm reproductive possibilities, kill too many brain cells, or do too much damage to our bodies. Also needed for abortions early on so, I could be helpful building a sustainable aquaduct system, electrical system, and possible farming. Also, early on I'de suspect we'd just like to explore more. The Doctor should be helpful for assistance in the event of an injury or, illness. Even if he gets injured/ill he could tell us what to get. Well unless he's in a coma or something. Then, we could refer to a book for the info.


xhonzi said:
If scenario #1 just surviving. Have fun with my family 'till we die.

If scenario #2 just hunt and, gather. It'd suck though since I'de have to do everything myself. Oh, well at least there'd be plenty of canned goods to last a while.



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I think the canned goods are key.  I think there are more canned goods than the three of you could consume in a lifetime within a 5 square mile suburban area.

Yep canned food, canned properly, can last years. Though a few times I bought improperly canned food. Went bad fast. Total suck.

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HotRod said:

xhonzi said:

So… here’re the questions.  You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth. 

1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with? 

2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.

3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do? 

 

1: Megan Fox and Yoda.......

2: My missus and the guy who works next me......

3: Shit myself, then f**k Megan Fox....And when I'm done, I'll learn the ways of the force

 

 

I wanna change No1: to twister111 - Sex & drugs...My kinda girl! :)

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Too funny.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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With the exception of HotRod, I think we have either thought about this not enough or WAY too much.  I don't know which is more frightening.

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I think that you really need to think about it more.  You no longer need to work to earn money or collect food.  There are (almost) no other people you need to put up with... the world is your oyster!  Where do you live?  What building and in what city?  Do you go on a looting spree?  If so, for what and where?  What things can't/won't you do now that you totally would if the entire population of the Earth (minus 3) disappeared!? 

I sense C3PX has good answers, but since he's keeping open the possibility of this actually happening to him... he's afraid to show hand.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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HotRod said:

 

I wanna change No1: to twister111 - Sex & drugs...My kinda girl! :)

 I thought Arcee was your kinda girl...?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

I sense C3PX has good answers, but since he's keeping open the possibility of this actually happening to him... he's afraid to show hand.

I know what he's been doing with his hand, and if I was him, I'd be afraid to show hand too.

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So.. he has two male companions, is what you're saying...  I knew he was a misogynist, but I thought he'd still bring a woman of some kind with him...  ?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Let's see...

1. Eh, I wouldn't choose anybody.  Screw repopulating.  I'd much rather be by myself, thank you very much.

2.  I'm sure the universe would fuck me up the ass one last time and leave just me, my ex, and the husband she left me for.  And... now I'm depressed.

3.  If #2, then I would either commit suicide or... have them commit suicide.  By force.

If it's just me (either through #1 or certain outcomes of #2), then I suppose I would travel the world to the best of my ability.  Surely I could get a luxury yacht to work, right?  And even if I can't steer it properly, it's not like I won't have plenty of ocean to sail it in.  At any rate, I'm sure they'll be enough canned food around to get me around the world.  I'll see everything there is to see, watch as many movies, read as many books, and then, when there's nothing else to do, kill myself.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Actually, I don't think you could get yourself across the ocean by yourself.  Even with two companions, I doubt you could manage a boat large enough to safely transport you across the ocean.  Learning to fly a plane with a cross-ocean capability is probably you're best bet... but that's still no small feat!

I guess you could just swim from New York to England... All of those illegal alien, job stealing Brits seem to do it just fine coming the other way... so I guess you'll have no trouble.  ;)

Oh, and there's another term for 'forced suicide'... but I can't remember it right now...  I'm dead tired because my job has been murder this week.

Oh and RE: #1.  Really?  There aren't any people on the face of the planet you would want to save?  Even for your own entertainment?  You can probably have seperate rooms...

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

Oh, and there's another term for 'forced suicide'... but I can't remember it right now...  I'm dead tired because my job has been murder this week.

My buddy came in and said he hadn't had a bite in days... so I bit him!  HA!

Oh, are we not doing Vaudeville jokes?

But in regards to #1, maybe I'd bring Dr. Kavorkian with me.  Seems like he'd be a hoot at parties, and he'd definitely come in handy for that eventual suicide thing.

But, damn, I was afraid of that boat idea not working.  Well, I'd at least be able to travel the western hemisphere, looting and destroying as I go.  Ripping up priceless pieces of art, peeing on people's graves.  After all, there'd be no one left to appreciate it or be offended, and since I'm not keen on attempting to repopulate, why bother preserving any of it?  Sure I'd take it all in first myself and appreciate it for as long as I could, but I can't exactly take it with me on my cross-continental excursion, so why not smash some busts, break the dicks off of statues, and poke holes in portraits' eyes?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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HotRod said:

2: My missus and the guy who works next me......

Is the guy who works next to you still that WoW radio listener?

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