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xhonzi said:
2. What tow companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't chose.
Tow companions suck. Have you ever had your vehicle towed? That's not a guy I want to carpool with for the rest of eternity.
So… here’re the questions. You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth.
1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with?
2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.
3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
2. What tow companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't chose.
Tow companions suck. Have you ever had your vehicle towed? That's not a guy I want to carpool with for the rest of eternity.
GORMALLY WILL GIVE YOU A HINT ON #2: THE ANSWER STARTS WITH TV AND ENDS WITH OLIE.
ANSWER TO #3 IS EASY: GORMALLY WOULD REJOICE THAT THERE WERE ONLY TWO LEFT TO REMOVE FROM THIS EARTH.
Alright, I fixed my typo... now you answer the question, dang it!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Well, fine.
1) Wife and daughter. What the hell would I do with a second daughter, however? Yikes.
2) CP3S and ABC.
3) Quit my job.
Changed my answer to number 2...
TV's Frink said:
Well, fine.
1) Wife and daughter. What the hell would I do with a second daughter, however? Yikes.
I understand the emotional attachment to your family, and for the future of the human race... it's good to see a woman capable of childbaring on your list. Do you think you wouldn't need any other help to provide for your family in this brave new world? I mean, is your infant daughter a better choice for all of humanity rather than another strong adult you can depend on to ward off the possible demon-zombie hoard?
3) Quit my job.
Obviously. Then what? (And really, to whom would you submit your resignation? Isn't it more likely that your job had quit you? (In Mother Russia, the IRON PUMPS YOU!))
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Wait, I'm supposed to survive this ordeal? Ok, then I pick Chuck Norris and Octomom.
Man, this post-apocalyptic world sucks!
3. Get to the library to learn how to farm, etc.
Still thinking about the first two...
xhonzi said:
So… here’re the questions. You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth.
1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with?
2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.
3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do?
1. My wife and son.
2. Triple H and Eva Mendez
3. Burn the world.
Sluggo said:
3. Get to the library to learn how to farm, etc.
Still thinking about the first two...
1. Heather Graham and Uma Thurman
2. Rachael Ray and Snooki
Snooki? Gross, man... feisty, but her yapping would get annoying after day 2. And keep her away from the alcohol.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
1. my niece(I'm sure my whole family would agree that if could only save one of them, it would be my 3 year old niece), and an attractive woman.
2. Shawn/Rotten Johnny and an annoying coworker from my previous job.
3. if I had the companions from 2, I'd kill myself. If I had the companions from 1, I'd send my niece off to do something, then, if it ok with the attractive woman, I'd marry her(we have do something like they did in braveheart), and end my virginity. Well we do have to repopulate the planet, don't we?
P.S. I know it may sound corny to say marry her and then end my virginity, but I've basically decided that the first time I have sex will be with my wife.
Wait, why is it ok for TheBoost and Warb to bring family but not me? I'm stuck with Chuck and Octo?
BOOOOO!!!
Bwhahahah!
Fink is spending too much time on the TMZ. Octomom may be a good choice to start repopulating the earth, but all Chuck Norris is good for is giving Fink roundhouse kicks to the head. I'd pay to see that.
xhonzi said:
So… here’re the questions. You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth.
1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with?
2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.
3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do?
Hehe, this is funny because it is a topic that comes up almost daily in my circle of friends. I have very long drawn out and detailed plans regarding each of those questions. Unfortunately, I can't really talk about them on a public forum. Sorry.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
xhonzi said:
So… here’re the questions. You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth.
1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with?
I would chose a beautiful intellectual woman, and Neil deGrasse Tyson (Because, he is the coolest man in science, and he is very intelligent, and easy to learn from.) I will need him for option 3.
2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.
Probably Dane Cook and Johnny Knoxville, because my luck is soo bad, that I would be stuck with the 2 most annoying guys who ever existed.
3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do?
I dunno, I would build. I would look for the beautiful intellectual woman, and rebuild a new civilization. Bring forth my knowledge of what went wrong with our civilization, and bring warning. Neil would bring forth his knowledge, and teach the small civilization. It could work.
"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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C3PX said:
xhonzi said:
So… here’re the questions. You are one of three of the last men/women on Earth.
1. What two companions would you choose, assuming you could, to be stuck with?
2. What two companions would fate stick you with, assuming you couldn't choose.
3. If you went to bed tonight and woke up tomorrow to find yourself in this condition… what would you do?
Hehe, this is funny because it is a topic that comes up almost daily in my circle of friends. I have very long drawn out and detailed plans regarding each of those questions. Unfortunately, I can't really talk about them on a public forum. Sorry.
oh come on, why so top secret?
Yes, tell us!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Yeah, don't be a last-man-on-earth-tease.
Boost said:
3. Burn the world.
Burn the world?!?? But... it's yours now. I mean... I guess burn parts of it you don't like... but the whole world???
Sluggo said:
Bwhahahah!
Fink is spending too much time on the TMZ. Octomom may be a good choice to start repopulating the earth, but all Chuck Norris is good for is giving Fink roundhouse kicks to the head. I'd pay to see that.
So, it looks like our three survivors are: Frink, Sluggo and Chuck Norris. Frink realizes that there is no woman around with which to repopulate the Earth and sinks into some kind of depression. Then Sluggo robs a bank and pays Chuck $5 per roundhouse kick to Frink's head.
It's good to be Sluggo, I guess.
Frink:
Wait, why is it ok for TheBoost and Warb to bring family but not me? I'm stuck with Chuck and Octo?
I would leverage the same questions to them about brining 2 family members. I mean, you want at least a little variation in the gene pool, right?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
So, it looks like our three survivors are: Frink, Sluggo and Chuck Norris. Frink realizes that there is no woman around with which to repopulate the Earth and sinks into some kind of depression. Then Sluggo robs a bank and pays Chuck $5 per roundhouse kick to Frink's head.It's good to be Sluggo, I guess.
He's going to run out of money - he also owes me $5 for signing up on that Star Wars Role Playing Forum as Ric Olie.
xhonzi said:
Frink:
Wait, why is it ok for TheBoost and Warb to bring family but not me? I'm stuck with Chuck and Octo?
I would leverage the same questions to them about brining 2 family members. I mean, you want at least a little variation in the gene pool, right?
what!?!?!?! I said my and niece and an attractive female would survive. The attractive female(whom wouldn't be related to me) is the one I'd use to repopulate the planet, not my niece!!!
xhonzi said:
TV's Frink said:
Well, fine.
1) Wife and daughter. What the hell would I do with a second daughter, however? Yikes.
I understand the emotional attachment to your family, and for the future of the human race... it's good to see a woman capable of childbaring on your list. Do you think you wouldn't need any other help to provide for your family in this brave new world? I mean, is your infant daughter a better choice for all of humanity rather than another strong adult you can depend on to ward off the possible demon-zombie hoard?
Warbler said:
what!?!?!?! I said my and niece and an attractive female would survive. The attractive female(whom wouldn't be related to me) is the one I'd use to repopulate the planet, not my niece!!!
Granted, but is your niece going to fight the demon-zombie hoard?
Also, why does the female need to be attractive? It's more important that she's fertile. Octomom FTW, sadly...
TV's Frink said:
Granted, but is your niece going to fight the demon-zombie hoard?
xhonzi never mentioned any demon-zombie hoard.
TV's Frink said:
Also, why does the female need to be attractive? It's more important that she's fertile. Octomom FTW, sadly...
well, I guess I just thought I'd enjoy repopulating the planet with an attractive woman more than one who is not. Of course, she'd have to be capable of having kids.