VFP, you should have noticed something was up when you first saw Jay's man-in-service:
Ric Olie said:
OK! OK! I admit it! I killed him. But I just did it for the tasing!
ferris--->
<---Ric
Oh, that's right...
ferris--->
You know it...
ferris--->
One more time!
ferris--->
Wooooooooooooooo!
"Don't taze me bro!" LOL
“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.
"And now that all of Mr. Sylvester's guests have arrived and you're all suitably acquainted, please direct your attention to the video monitor. Mr. Sylvester has prerecorded some remarks which pertain to the reason you've been invited here this evening," Buskers announced.
"What video monitor?" asked zombie84.
As if in answer, two bookcases slid in opposite directions, revealing a 24" black-and-white Zenith TV set, set inside a console. A test pattern revealed the relative small size of the screen, especially in a room the size of the Libra room. Like everyone else, I moved towards the screen in hopes of a better view.
"That one. That's the video monitor," said Ric Olie.
The test pattern changed to a video feed. Sylvester. A collective gasp filled the room.
"Greetings, OT.com'ers. Most of you know me, all of you are at least aware of who I am. Some of you are teenagers, some of you are in your forties, some are in their thirties, some are in their twenties. Some are fifty or above. Some of you are tall, some of you are short. Some of you can be described as having average height. Some of you..." and it went on, in that same vein, for fifteen minutes. Bingowings actually went to the restroom and came back during that introduction.
"...left it at the moose lodge. But anyway, at this point you're all wondering what this is about. Tonight, I can assure you - there will be blood."
An uneasy silence filled the room.
"MUUURRRRDERRRRRRR!" Sylvester hissed in a loud whisper.
A frantic mutter filled the room. It didn't help that Frink and Olie were standing near each other saying "Murmur" over and over.
"Buskers - it's time."
Oh my God! I didn't even notice Buskers had slipped out of the room. What's going on? Are we all going to die? Did we spam up the board that much?
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vote_for_palpatine said:
A frantic mutter filled the room. It didn't help that Frink and Olie were standing near each other saying "Murmur" over and over.
I'm beside myself. But what can I say, it's our favorite REM album, and we often think of it when we're frightened.
Sooo, is this thing being picked up for a second season? I hate when shows get canceled on a cliff hanger. Hmm, maybe we should mail mass quantities of some really inexpensive object to the studio execs to annoy them to death and show them how serious we are about wanting this thing renewed. Then when it does get renewed, we'll just download the episodes off of thepiratebay each week and the execs, seeing that it is still getting very few viewers, will cancel it a second time, but this time we will be kind of bored with it and not really care anymore, because honestly, the second season will get pretty convoluted and add all sorts of extra pointless characters and lose all that we thought was great about season one. Our only lament will be that season two will also end on a cliff hanger, but ultimately, we will get over it and no longer care within a matter of hours...
So, yeah, can we expect to find out what happens next? Or is this the end?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
So glad I wasn't a suspect.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Oy! What are you still doing up, youngin?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
TV's Frink said:
vote_for_palpatine said:
A frantic mutter filled the room. It didn't help that Frink and Olie were standing near each other saying "Murmur" over and over.
I'm beside myself. But what can I say, it's our favorite REM album, and we often think of it when we're frightened.
You are automatic for the people?
Remember, C3, I'm on the weast coast.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Hey you can't forget about me. THE GARDENER!!!!!!
"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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bkev said:
Remember, C3, I'm on the weast coast.
Dude, the weast coast is totally the least coast.
C3PX said:
Sooo, is this thing being picked up for a second season? I hate when shows get canceled on a cliff hanger. Hmm, maybe we should mail mass quantities of some really inexpensive object to the studio execs to annoy them to death and show them how serious we are about wanting this thing renewed. Then when it does get renewed, we'll just download the episodes off of thepiratebay each week and the execs, seeing that it is still getting very few viewers, will cancel it a second time, but this time we will be kind of bored with it and not really care anymore, because honestly, the second season will get pretty convoluted and add all sorts of extra pointless characters and lose all that we thought was great about season one. Our only lament will be that season two will also end on a cliff hanger, but ultimately, we will get over it and no longer care within a matter of hours...
So, yeah, can we expect to find out what happens next? Or is this the end?
DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY
The idea I had planned for this actually sucked the more I thought about it, so I stopped writing this altogether. Better to pull the plug than reveal my LAME idea. I should have hired Jonathan Hales for script help.
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Noooooo! You can't do crap like this to us. Come on, there is no end to lame in Fink's threads, and he shamelessly goes about posting new ones. Please, plug it back in, reveal your "LAME" idea. We as your faithful viewers deserve better than this!
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
We'll like it! Honest!
*snicker*
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
CP3S said:
Come on, there is no end to lame in Fink's threads, and he shamelessly goes about posting new ones.
Oh noes!!!
Stinky knows the truth.