Gaffer Tape said:

Mmm... soy.

Nah, I'd be all for being devoured by zombies to get me out of this crapsack world. As long as they make it fast.

But it wouldn't be fast, it'd be slow. Oh so very sloooow. They'd start with your intestines. And they wouldn't be sharp clean cuts, they be dull jagged teeth ripping chunks out bit by bit. Oh no, "fast" is the last word you'd use to describe it.

Come on Gaff, you know if it happened you'd be out there with a shovel or something knocking heads off with glee. It wouldn't be a crapsack of a world anymore, it would suddenly be a FREAKIN' AWESOME WORLD TOTALLY WORTH LIVING IN!!!