In a PM, Fink actually told me he has a photo album filled with silly cat pics for every situation imaginable stashed away within his emergency zombie apocalypse survival bag.
Warbler's zombie apocalypse survival bag contains no weapons and a megaphone which he intends to use to communicate with the zombies, in hopes he will be able to reason with them and convince them that synthetic human flesh and organs made out of soy can be almost as tasty and nutritious as the real thing only without the guilt associated with eating someone's internal organs while they scream in agony.