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How does Jabba copulate with his palace honies? — Page 2

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Then you resemble him too, buddy.
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Kevin A
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never denied it.
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It is actually very closely related to Bib Fortuna's tentacles. Why else would he keep such a freak so close at hand?

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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"HOLY FREAKING CRAP" this is just as worse as all the referenced Jabba/Janeway porn.
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And just look at Bib whenever he glances at Jabba. Normally, he doesn't even move his face muscles much, but when he casts his eyes on Jabba, he instantly has that lecherous, salivating smile, he opens his mouth and makes low, lusty noises... and that lewd look in his eyes...
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you guys are nasty.
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I thought there was something about that Bib Fortuna guy. And why do you think they called him "Bib"?
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errr...

ATTENTION ALL NEW MEMBERS!!!! STAY CLEAR OF THIS THREAD!
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Originally posted by: SammyTheBull
And just look at Bib whenever he glances at Jabba. Normally, he doesn't even move his face muscles much, but when he casts his eyes on Jabba, he instantly has that lecherous, salivating smile, he opens his mouth and makes low, lusty noises... and that lewd look in his eyes...


Yep and all those girls around are just there because jabba wants to hide his homosexuality...
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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errr...

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yeah i know i should have but ... i... just ...couldn't ...resist...
imo someone is doing the jedi mind trick to attract people to this thread
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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This thread reminds me of all the Aragorn/Boromir porn that the student newspaper here has been publishing. EEEWWWWW!!!!!

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Come again? Then again, I'm not sure I want you to.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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No, you don't; trust me.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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What are those guys behind Jabba in ROTJ doing? Isn't there people back there doing something? Walking the dog?
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I can't belive I'm talking about Jabba's sexual life here, but... I don't think he ever has sex with human beings. I don't think he ever has sex at all, I belive they reproduce by some other way, like the male putting an egg on the females mouth and stuff.
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or maybe they are simply asexual, and do it like worms do.
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Yes, thats likely. though worms have both male and female sex organs, they still mate with each other. One plays the role of the male and one plays the role of the female. Based on this, Jabba could be asexual and still have a sex drive.

ps. in the origional Return of the Jedi, for a split second you can see the left breast of the green alien whore before she falls into the pit and gets eaten.
You like popsicles? Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer FULL of popsicles. Mmmmm...
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awesome... i will have to check that out.
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You never knew that Motti? That's pretty common knowledge. When she's pulling at her chain and yelling back and forth with Jabba, she "comes free" so to speak. Of course I think it's covered up in the SE. You'll have to go back to your OV.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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i guess that's one more reason to want the origional star wars on dvd!
You like popsicles? Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer FULL of popsicles. Mmmmm...
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i think i have ANH on OT.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)