Cookie Monster said:

Xonzi, of course I am not really Cookie Monster. I just have to be around Sesame Street a lot because of my son and i think he is really funny. Yes Cookie Monster usually eats cookies but he also talks different to. You could just as easy complain that I dont say things like OF COURSE ME NOT COOKIE MONSTER.

To make you feel better Xhonzi, ME EAT ALL THE COOKIES!!!

With the swearing I saw that it isnt agianst the rules, so I guess I will have to live with it.

Alright. Me am convinced.

RARAWARARWARSARARARARA AARAR

*cookie*